Things You Should NOT Say on the First Date

[JustSomeBloke]

 

[mojoboy31]

Isn't that kinda a compliment? Still creepy, but sounds like a pickup line

it is a pickup line, but a super cringey one Cringe pickup lines- probably not great for first dates. But hey maybe I'm wrong?

If you were a booger, I would pick you first.

 

[shineyourlight]

it is a pickup line, but a super cringey one Cringe pickup lines- probably not great for first dates. But hey maybe I'm wrong?

If you were a booger, I would pick you first.

I would laugh uncomfortably, that's for sure.

 

[Sophrosyne]

And I thought a pickup line was a drive thru at a burger joint in the ozarks.

 

[Jason0009]

Do you love me?

 

[Lifelong_sinner]

for a fat girl, you dont sweat much.

 

[Niels]

- I have a crush on your friend, do you think they like me?

- If you sell this product to people you know, and they sell it to people they know, and those people in turn sell the product to others they know, we'll all be rich!

 

[exitstageright]

Worst things to say on a first date?... "I love you" gotta be the worst but.... here are a few more...

"I promise I'm not contagious...."

"My ex used to laugh like that.... Yes it's a lovely restaurant, my ex loved it so much... you know your name is the same as hers? And you even have the same hair color.... Thats a funny coincidence, right?"

"You know, you remind me of my mother...."

"So how much do you weigh?"

Actually,one should NEVER talk about and/or mention one's ex on a first date. I found that out the hard way.

 

[LonelyAdams]

"How much do you make"

and then I will be walking out the door lol

 

[zoidar]

Since I'm going on a date on Wednesday I'm a bit afraid to read this thread. When I know what not to say, I can't get it out of my mind until I say it. It's a bit like: "Don't say it! Don't say it! Don't say it! Whoops I said it".

 

[Vap841]

“Who do you find to be more annoying, your boss or old people?”

 

[sunshineforJesus]

My ex is so much prettier than you.

 

[MehGuy]

My ex is so much prettier than you.

Really? I've been saying this for years.

 

[sunshineforJesus]

Really? I've been saying this for years.

Really and that is ok with people,as an insecure person that would really offend me.

 

[MehGuy]

Really and that is ok with people,as an insecure person that would really offend me.

Yeah, these women were really secure. That's the only reason I said it, because I knew they could take it.

 

[Sophrosyne]

Can I borrow $10,000.00

 

[ReesePiece23]

Oh, there seems to be a mistake *snooty laugh* when you said you lived near Mayfair, I assumed you'd actually have a presentable face. For someone like ME, this is actually asking a lot to be out with someone like you.

But don't worry, you're here now. I might as well feed you *snaps fingers* "waiter, I'm ready to order. Best avoid the starters though, this one would only benefit from eating less food."

 

[Niels]

You're a Leo?

Astrology is a pet peeve of mine. Not necessarily a deal-breaker, but it can be. As long as she doesn't take that sort of thing seriously, I'll give her a pass, but if she does it's a red flag. Also, why would she be surprised? It can take me a while to warm up to someone, but that doesn't mean I don't get there eventually.

 

[Sophrosyne]

You're a Leo?

Astrology is a pet peeve of mine. Not necessarily a deal-breaker, but it can be. As long as she doesn't take that sort of thing seriously, I'll give her a pass, but if she does it's a red flag. Also, why would she be surprised? It can take me a while to warm up to someone, but that doesn't mean I don't get there eventually.

Some people deep into it date people based upon their sign and that includes not dating people also based upon their sign too. I find it rather stupid to think anyone can break up the population in 12 categories and guess their future based around the time of year they were born.

 

[Sif]

"How many bodies can fit in the trunk of your car?"