Things You Should NOT Say on the First Date

[shineyourlight]

(total silence PLUS creepy staring)

Don't forget about licking the lips.

Awwwkward.

 

[Saucy]

Using the word MOIST

 

[shineyourlight]

Using the word MOIST

Ew. Get out.

 

[mojoboy31]

Don't forget about licking the lips.

Awwwkward.

how could I forget licking lips?

Also eyebrows, can't forget the suggestive eyebrows.

 

[Alistair_Wonderland]

"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you...."

Actually, say that. If she laughs, she's a keeper.

 

[dzheremi]

This is the most painfully single thread in all of the internet.

 

[mojoboy31]

This is the most painfully single thread in all of the internet.

Bro, we have not even begun to single!

 

[Sketcher]

"It rubs the lotion on its skin . . ."

 

[Alistair_Wonderland]

This is the most painfully single thread in all of the internet.

Clearly somebody hasn't been on Crunchyroll. Or any website for an anime convention.

 

[shineyourlight]

This is the most painfully single thread in all of the internet.

You're the most painfully sin--

*sigh* You're right. I'm a monster.

 

[shineyourlight]

Clearly somebody hasn't been on Crunchyroll. Or any website for an anime convention.

Crunchyroll just makes me want to have sushi. Geeeeeee, thaaaaaaanks.

 

[mojoboy31]

Can't go wrong with a good old fashioned interpretive dance right in the middle of the restaurant.

 

[shineyourlight]

Can't go wrong with a good old fashioned interpretive dance right in the middle of the restaurant.

 

[mojoboy31]

"Let's talk politics!"

 

[shineyourlight]

So sorry for being on the call – you were saying something? Is that so? Tell me more.

Oh, wait. I have to take this call, hang on. Hello?

 

[sampa]

Want to get married?

 

[SarahsKnight]

Want to get married?

Please, if you said that on our first date, Sampa, I'd say yes right away.

 

[SarahsKnight]

"Let's talk politics!"

No ... NOOOOO ..... *heavy gasp of disbelief*

 

[Vinter]

Don't forget about licking the lips.

Awwwkward.

I'll allow it if it's circumstantial.

 

[Vinter]

Using the word MOIST