Things You Should NOT Say on the First Date

[Sophrosyne]

"How many bodies can fit in the trunk of your car?"

what if they answer 2?

 

[Sif]

what if they answer 2?

Sound like you have a small car.

 

[Sophrosyne]

Sound like you have a small car.

Or they like taking their dates to trunks of cars.

 

[mojoboy31]

"How long will this take? I have to check in with my Parole Officer by 8PM."

 

[mojoboy31]

"Can I interest you in becoming an investor in my essential oils business?"

 

[shineyourlight]

"I think R. Kelly is misunderstood."

 

[klutedavid]

C'mon, people.

What's something you probably shouldn't say on the first date?

Maybe, "...but fortunately, he wasn’t able to identify me in the police line-up" is a good one to avoid

Get in the kitchen and cook my dinner.

 

[shineyourlight]

"Can I interest you in becoming an investor in my essential oils business?"

 

[shineyourlight]

Get in the kitchen and cook my dinner.

I mean, that IS where I belong.....

 

[dzheremi]

"I think R. Kelly is misunderstood."

Ooof. Is there really any appropriate time to say this?

 

[shineyourlight]

Ooof. Is there really any appropriate time to say this?

Never, but I wouldn't put it past people, haha.

 

[mojoboy31]

"I think R. Kelly is misunderstood."

You win the thread.

"So I was reading Hitler quotes the other day.... love the color of your skin btw...."

 

[Sketcher]

"So I was reading Hitler quotes the other day.... love the color of your skin btw...."

Funny story, I've met a former neo-Nazi who had to give that up because he started dating a Latina.

"You're a nurse, huh? So I've got this rash . . . "

 

[shineyourlight]

You win the thread.

"So I was reading Hitler quotes the other day.... love the color of your skin btw...."

Oh my gosh, bahaha. You beat mine any day!

"Not to sound sexist or anything, but..."

 

[mojoboy31]

"Are you one "those girls" my mom warned me about?"

 

[shineyourlight]

"Are you one "those girls" my mom warned me about?"

"I am sorry but I got distracted by your neck, it looks so soft…Can I touch it?"

 

[mojoboy31]

"I am sorry but I got distracted by your neck, it looks so soft…Can I touch it?"

How about: "I just panic ordered 200 dollars worth of Chinese food..."?

 

[shineyourlight]

How about: "I just panic ordered 200 dollars worth of Chinese food..."?

That would be an appropriate response.

 

[shineyourlight]

(total silence)

 

[mojoboy31]

(total silence)

(total silence PLUS creepy staring)