Things You Should NOT Say on the First Date

[mojoboy31]

“Oh, I just assumed you'd pay.”

"Welp, that's okay, this won't be the first time I've hadda wash dishes at a restaurant for a free meal..."

 

[shineyourlight]

"Welp, that's okay, this won't be the first time I've hadda wash dishes at a restaurant for a free meal..."

"You'll definitely have a lot of dishes to wash because you're kind of eating a lot."

 

[MehGuy]

Why are you so ugly? I want to know.. I want to know the scientific reasons behind this.

 

[shineyourlight]

Why are you so ugly? I want to know.. I want to know the scientific reasons behind this.

I laughed irl over this.

 

[JustSomeBloke]

I laughed irl over this.

It made me think of another thing not to say on a first date:

"Do you always go for ugly guys?"

 

[mojoboy31]

"You'll definitely have a lot of dishes to wash because you're kind of eating a lot."

"look who's talking, Miss Bottomless Milkshakes. Anyone ever tell you gluttony's one of the seven deadly sins?"

 

[shineyourlight]

"look who's talking, Miss Bottomless Milkshakes. Anyone ever tell you gluttony's one of the seven deadly sins?"

**starts crying** "My ex used to call me that."

 

[mojoboy31]

**starts crying** "My ex used to call me that."

Haha! Bringing up exes is generally a great thing to never, ever bring up on a first date.

"This is the first time I've been here, since Lisa dumped me... If only you were as pretty as she is... oh well..."

 

[shineyourlight]

Haha! Bringing up exes is generally a great thing to never, ever bring up on a first date.

"This is the first time I've been here, since Lisa dumped me... If only you were as pretty as she is... oh well..."

You mean bringing up exes on a first date is a no-no?! *le gasp*

'Okay, don’t look now, but that waiter has the cutest butt in the world...also, you're going bald.’

 

[mojoboy31]

You mean bringing up exes on a first date is a no-no?! *le gasp*

'Okay, don’t look now, but that waiter has the cutest butt in the world...also, you're going bald.’

Right? So shocking!

"HI, thanks for meeting me at this restauran- Lisa! What a coincidence running into you here! At the restaurant where you work! What are the odds?! Me running into into you by chance, on a date...."

 

[shineyourlight]

Right? So shocking!

"HI, thanks for meeting me at this restauran- Lisa! What a coincidence running into you here! At the restaurant where you work! What are the odds?! Me running into into you by chance, on a date...."

Bahahahah!

Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds?

 

[Sophrosyne]

That dress makes you look fat.

 

[JustSomeBloke]

While gently tugging on their hair

"Is that a wig?"

 

[Vap841]

“You are very pretty, which isn’t too shocking since your mom is smoking hot.”

 

[mojoboy31]

I'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring snacks inside.

 

[JustSomeBloke]

"Sorry, I've got to go. My mom said I have to be home by nine."

 

[shineyourlight]

I'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring snacks inside.

Isn't that kinda a compliment? Still creepy, but sounds like a pickup line

 

[Sketcher]

Let me check my messages on Tinder real quick.

 

[JustSomeBloke]

Isn't that kinda a compliment? Still creepy, but sounds like a pickup line

"I like my girlfriends bite-sized"

 

[shineyourlight]

"I like my girlfriends bite-sized"