Personally, I think you should draw the line at anything that falls under the category of death/thrash metal, since most of these bands openly pride themselves on being Satan worshipers, and in all likelihood are. We don't question when artists claim to be Christian, so why should we doubt the sincerity of musicians who claim to be Satanists? Most probably belong to the LeVayen school of thought.
Besides which, you'd do your ears a great service by avoiding throat-cancer Cookie Monster vocals, idiotic blastbeat uberdrumming, Iron-Maiden-on-crack harmony guitar squeals and laughable me-so-evil lyrical paeans to forensic pathology....all the crapola trademarks of extreme "music" that has proliferated like kudzu since nobody making this noise has any appreciable talent* besides being the Weird Kid With The Black Fingernail Polish And The Ed Gein Poster in high-school.
* Sigh. This is where someone inevitably reads aloud from the death metal public relations sheet about how difficult it is to play and how you have to be a supreme musician to even attempt a classic like "Ammoniated Pungency Of Eviscerated Schoolgirl Carcasses", and how only lesser musicians with microscopic testes toil in the barley-fields of "mainstream music".
Has anybody with even two firing synapses in their skull ever bought that one?
Besides which, you'd do your ears a great service by avoiding throat-cancer Cookie Monster vocals, idiotic blastbeat uberdrumming, Iron-Maiden-on-crack harmony guitar squeals and laughable me-so-evil lyrical paeans to forensic pathology....all the crapola trademarks of extreme "music" that has proliferated like kudzu since nobody making this noise has any appreciable talent* besides being the Weird Kid With The Black Fingernail Polish And The Ed Gein Poster in high-school.
* Sigh. This is where someone inevitably reads aloud from the death metal public relations sheet about how difficult it is to play and how you have to be a supreme musician to even attempt a classic like "Ammoniated Pungency Of Eviscerated Schoolgirl Carcasses", and how only lesser musicians with microscopic testes toil in the barley-fields of "mainstream music".
Has anybody with even two firing synapses in their skull ever bought that one?
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