Super Meanie Genie!

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Granted, but knowledge puffs up, while love builds up. You're now so full of knowledge that there's no space in your ego left for love.

I wish I had the entire Bible memorized.
 
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Granted, you no longer need to pay taxes. Unfortunately, you may not use the paved roads, the fire department will not put out your fire, the police will watch the assault, and your mail will become kindling for Postmaster Jeff's wood stove (who for some reason hasn't gotten electricity, but that's another wish I need to grant).

I wish for my next week of vacation to be very relaxing. Thank you.
 
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Oh, it's very relaxing... you spend your next vacation in a flotation tank.
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I wish Thanksgiving dinner would cook itself.
 
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Granted but the Thanksgiving dinner automatic cooking machine was built with defective parts and caught on fire causing everyone to have to evacuate the house and stand outside in cold rainy weather while a pack of wild coyotes who had been displaced from their home due to woods being cut down for new homes to be built began to tactically move in and surround your family

I wish i could do something to stop the wild coyotes from hurting anyone
 
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Granted. Your name is changed to Wiley and you are in charge of a 10,000 acre coyote refuge. The constant fund raising is getting to you though.

I really wish winter weren't so long.
 
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Granted. From now on ten years worth of winter will occur all in one hour, every ten years. So if Kalamazoo averages about 77 inches of snow a year. Now it will be 770 inches within an hour.

I wish for a ginormous snow shovel.
 
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granted as your children decided to surprise you!

unfortunately, you now have to pick up broken glass in the sink, get jelly & peanut butter off of EVERY surface, and somehow figure out why there's flour all over the floor...have fun, lol





have my husband sweep me off my feet
 
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Granted. The broom fractures your ankle which it hits on an oblique angle, and falling onto your back, you break L3-5 of the lumbar vertebrae. Your husband is so shocked, he develops a deep and enduring phobia of any and all housework.

I wish to get along with people.
 
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Granted. You now live on a large sphere hurtling constantly through space. It has all the amenities necessary for life, such as air and water, and to make sure you aren't lonely, about 7 billion other passengers.

I wish I was in Dixie, hooray, hooray.
 
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