Super Meanie Genie!

[Olmhinlu]

Granted. You could have. Woulda, shoulda, coulda...

I wish for the worst thing possible to happen to me.

 

[Jok]

Sounds like sadistic wish. Granted, you can never again look at a TV screen without it appearing to be a post 2010 Steven Seagal movie, I don’t care who you are nobody can handle that much pain!

I wish that I could fight like the 1988 Steven Seagal.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Granted, but now the only movements you can make are copies of Seagal's movements in 1988 movies.

I wish for a puppy

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

Granted. Turkey is replaced by Labrador this Thanksgiving. Bon appetit!

 

[Jok]

.

Granted. Your wish for absolutely nothing;

My ability to be a Super Mean Genie seems to be compromised when someone wishes for nothing, I wish to be taught how to never have any weaknesses or vulnerabilities ever again.

 

[public hermit]

Granted. We Super Meanie Genies decided if nobody responded to your wish for nearly a month you would be tough as nails.

I wish for a quick reply.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Granted. This reply is in quantum entanglement with an instantaneous reply, but alas will collapse into this specific reply whenever you chose to have a look.

I wish I understood better myself.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Oops. Looks like more than one answer was entangled.

 

[public hermit]

Three rainbows! Oh my.

I wish for three optimistic ratings on this post.

 

[public hermit]

I wish to have made a wish on 09-18-2020.

 

[LaSorcia]

But you already made a wish that day. Try again.

 

[public hermit]

Thank you, Supreme Meanie Genie!

I wish for everyone to sing when they speak.
Basically, I would like for all of life to become an annoying musical.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Granted. Alas, you have a terrible singing voice, leading to being ostracised from failing to keep the note during the elaborate choreographed musical numbers that now constitute daily life.

I wish people would listen to reason

 

[LaSorcia]

Granted, but Reason whispers and people are hard of hearing.


I wish it was always summer.

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

Granted. But they make a Narnia movie based on such foolishness and you play the witch which makes everything perpetually hot and insipid. Enjoy your tar pits. Sss

Call me at 3:45 AM tomorrow morning

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Granted, but in real time it is always 3:45 AM somewhere. Wherever you go your phone is always ringing, and any phone in your vicinity does as well, asking for you. If you answer, you merely hear laughing at the other end and then it hangs up.

I wish for peace and quiet

 

[public hermit]

Okay, if that's what really you want. Granted. Welcome to your silent, colorless, existence with no change or even a nominal hint at variation. *sigh*

I wish for extreme moderation.

 

[LaSorcia]

Alright you got it! I'm going to start banning people left and right, you first!

I wish for less responsibility.

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

Granted. And now you get to delegate your mod and mom powers to me.

Make it a long long time.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Granted. Welcome to an eternity playing the four quartets in Burnt Norton.

Time present and time past
Are both perhaps present in time future
And time future contained in time past.
If all time is eternally present
All time is unredeemable.

I wish I knew what people know, so that by knowing I can know what is known.