Super Meanie Genie!

[DannyB]

The super mean genie always grants a wish...

But he immediately spoils it every time!

YOU are the super mean Genie so grant the wish of the person above you and then ruin their fun!

Sample:

1st post: I wish I had a money tree in my back yard

2nd poster: granted! ....but it's only six inches tall and can only grow 3 pennies at a time.



I wish I had a billion dollars!

 

[joyshirley]

Granted! But you have to give it all to me!

I wish I could visit Greece...

 

[DannyB]

Your wish is my command! You will stay in the nicest hotel... As the maid

I wish I was a pro football player

 

[lucypevensie]

Yes! Now get out there and warm that bench!

I wish I had a newer cell phone.

 

[DannyB]

Poof! I've pulled one from 50 years in the future. It's going to be a while before technology catches up and you can actually use it but you will have the newest phone in the world for the next 45 years.

I wish the Texans would win the super bowl

 

[lucypevensie]

Absolutely! Your Texans will win the Superbowl sometime in the next few years, right after the team is bought and transferred to another city in the northeast party of the country.

I wish I had a housekeeper today!

 

[DannyB]

Your wish is my command. Your housekeeper has arrived. She speaks no English and is deaf as a door Knob anyway so... Good luck with that.

I wish I was fishing right now

 

[lucypevensie]

Bam! Here's your net. Have fun catching minnows.

I wish my hands were warm.

 

[KWCrazy]

I wish my hands were warm.

Your wish is my command. Your gloves are on fire.

I wish I had a chocolate sundae.

 

[DannyB]

I wish I had a chocolate sundae.

your wish is my command! *crosses arms, nods and blinks*

The waiter brings the sundae in quickly. He trips on his untied shoelace sending it sailing and lands upside down on KWCrazy's head.


I wish I was a rock star

 

[Jimmy P]

*Poof*
*Danny B appears in a rock pile with the other rolling stones*

I wish I'd quit farting

 

[DannyB]

*Poof* your wish is granted. The gas magically becomes liquid

I wish money grew on trees

 

[lucypevensie]

Poof! Your new money tree is growing out in the middle of your front yard as of this moment! Hope you enjoy playing Monopoly!

I wish the stupid temperature would start warming up and the dumb wind would settle down.

 

[Jimmy P]

*Poof*

*Lucy appears in an oven*

I wish for new pants

 

[DannyB]

Granted! Enjoy your purple with pink polka dot bloomers

I wish there were more chocolate chip cookies

 

[KWCrazy]

I wish there were more chocolate chip cookies

Granted! Good luck with that severe allergy to chocolate.

I wish I could win the lottery.

 

[Jimmy P]

*Poof - Appears on movie The Lottery - the winner gets stoned with real stones*

I wish I had something to eat...

 

[lucypevensie]

Bam! Enjoy this feast before you of raw baby octopus, haggis, blood sausage, and durian fruit.

I wish I could go on a date with my husband.

 

[Jimmy P]

*Poof - Shrinks Lucy and her Hubby and set them on a Date Fruit*

I wish I was younger...

 

[lucypevensie]

Bam! I'm taking you back to the age you were 5 whole minutes ago. Enjoy, and don't waste this gift of time you've been granted.

I wish public gum chewing was outlawed.