Super Meanie Genie!

[Jok]

Granted, and thanks to your wish a 6 year old girl somewhere is now crying her eyes out because you are the proud new owner of her birthday present.


I wish I won a free brand new Jeep Sahara that is in perfect condition and runs great.

 

[April_Rose]

Granted, and thanks to your wish a 6 year old girl somewhere is now crying her eyes out because you are the proud new owner her birthday present.

Wait, I change my mind. Poor little girl. I wish that she gets her doggie back so I don't make her cry.




And I'm just going to be a nice genie and say granted because I like you.

 

[April_Rose]

And I know that goes against the rules but I don't care,.. I've always been a rebel.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

I wish for the game to resume.

 

[Jok]

Granted, I will start sending reminder texts every 10 minutes to nag all members who have played before to kindly stop ignoring the game, each text concluded with -
Sincerely yours Quid est Veritas?

I wish I had the power to control the temperature outside.

 

[mama2one]

granted but now you will receive hundreds of daily requests
for people's favorite temps





wish for our green cherry tomatoes to turn red

 

[April_Rose]

wish for our green cherry tomatoes to turn red

Granted, but now all of your enemies will be able to throw them at you.








I wish that this pandemic would end.

 

[Olmhinlu]

Granted. We all walk around in bubbles, and human touch is a thing of the past.

I wish to be free from my bubble

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Granted. The only thing you ever hear is a contrary opinion to your own, with no one agreeing with you about anything.

I wish technology didn't break all the time, and worked reliably for once.

 

[April_Rose]

Granted. The only thing you ever hear is a contrary opinion to your own, with no one agreeing with you about anything.

I wish technology didn't break all the time, and worked reliably for once.

Granted,.. but it's still going to break sometimes and it'll only work reliably one time.






I wish that I could meet Thomas Doherty. (AKA Harry Hook my avatar. )

 

[public hermit]

Granted. He turns out to be everything you hate, with lots of money. Your choice.

I wish something substantial would come my way.

 

[Olmhinlu]

Granted. A very large woman named Big Bertha is coming your way. She's lonely, and quite substantial.

I wish for direction in my life and career.

 

[Jok]

Granted. As Isaac Newton would tell you there is no absolute direction there is only relative direction. I have embedded a tiny sound chip in your ear canal to constantly remind you that whether in your personal life or during your career you are currently following an elliptical trajectory around your solar system’s sun that falls between the orbits of Venus and Mars.

I’m tired of being confused, I wish that I had it all figured out.

 

[April_Rose]

I’m tired of being confused, I wish that I had it all figured out.

Are we allowed to share a wish?

 

[Olmhinlu]

Are we allowed to share a wish?

Yes; the game is that you grant theirs in a "bad"/unsatisfying way, then ask your own.

 

[April_Rose]

Yes; the game is that you grant theirs in a "bad"/unsatisfying way, then ask your own.

Uhh,.. well since we're both confused I pass lol next person can grant our wish.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

I’m tired of being confused, I wish that I had it all figured out.

Granted. You know know how everything works. Alas, this leaves you alternatingly bored or disappointed or jaded in humanity.

I wish for a sunny day, so I can have a nice picnic in the park.

 

[April_Rose]

Granted. You know know how everything works. Alas, this leaves you alternatingly bored or disappointed or jaded in humanity.

I wish for a sunny day, so I can have a nice picnic in the park.

Granted, but it'll rain for forty days and forty nights afterwards. I wish that I had a better singing voice.

 

[Jok]

Granted. It took some effort but I was finally able to successfully swap out your consciousness with a canary bird!


I wish that people could start heeding my advice in this forum.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Granted. Every post gets hundreds of irate responses castigating you as a heretic. The mob of angry posters inundate your employer with complaints and outrage, leaving you unemployable.

I wish I could've just stayed home today.