If Donald Trump was on the Titanic...

[jayem]

Great letter to the editor in today's paper:

"If President Donald Trump had been on the Titanic: 1) He'd have the first one in the first lifeboat. 2) He would only bring along Ivanka. 3) He'd claim it was the most successful assault on an iceberg in naval history. 4) He'd blame Obama for the ship sinking. 5) He'd claim Hunter Biden was on the iceberg's payroll. 6) The proof for 4 and 5 would all be contained in Hillary Clinton's e-mails."

Hilarious!

 

[MehGuy]

3) He'd claim it was the most successful assault on an iceberg in naval history.

I especially like this one, lol.

 

[Sketcher]

These are very, very good lifeboats. Unfortunately, we didn't have enough of them.

 

[jayem]

These are very, very good lifeboats. Unfortunately, we didn't have enough of them.

If Twitter was around in 1912, this is Trump’s tweet:

“This was the most beautiful, most perfect rescue operation ever! Not enough lifeboats...FAKE NEWS!”