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repost from elsewhere, chatting to a bunnyrabbit

me neither good at intros either. I quickly come outta and return to my burrow every now and then hoping that I don't get chewed down by mad dogs. welcome
"...well this is where we get to practice doing our intros and welcomes as after all it's what those readers are going to see first of us before those books if any I guess..." replied the goblin thinking the bunny had the right idea with her warren imagining it to be on par with his cavern then, or at least on par with the poet's pad under the bridge perhaps, then adding "...anyway, I like your style, and it's so much easier to remember you as a bunny amongst these others here than if you had used some bland non committal username like most folks do...", meanwhile the television in the bistro today showed some gathering of heads of states in paris marking some long ago war anniversary, and the goblin looked on at the fanfare of it all wondering what the dead would make of it now, and if they too were wondering when we'd get the real media news from the media, sighing "...no it's funny how they don't commemorate any other war since, nor note any parallel between the inept government economic policies that brought things to war back then as the same dunce financial policies that they have been instigating today too...", as the media propped photo opportunity continued a pace with yet more solemn faced head of state nobodies saluted away in full view of the equally subdued paparazzi, and admittedly the goblin was somewhat drawn to spectacle much as the media had hoped he guess, but in the end it all resembled too closely some evil ritual of repartition here, with those who were causing the financial collapse of today commemorating those who fought through the result that same economic collapse back then, which was why the goblin broke his gaze from the television to look back at the bunny instead, saying "...we become our own journalists now because it sure isn't journalism we're getting anymore..."

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*nodding slowly in agreement with Goblin**,,,,Indeed, we have become our own journalists. Look at copblock.org and how they have set up cameras to catch bad cops.

I've got a meme- wish I knew how to post pictures here, the systems smarter than I am- but if I could I have a pic of a police officer with a gun drawn and a person aiming a videocamera at them back as an example.
 
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"...no I understood it poet, thought it was very well written too..." mentioned the goblin enjoying the posts here of late, adding "...put it this way then poet, yesterday the television showed a memorial service in paris, and today we see the same type memorial service again in moscow, while all along the media played dumb throughout, why, because it wasn't what the ceremony was about nor what they did there that mattered to those attending, no to them far more it was whose ceremony one attended that mattered really, thus the heads of the western block nation attended paris's ceremony while the heads of the eastern block nations attended moscow's ceremony instead, in short what it really was was east and west trading snubs by declining invitations resulting in a pretty clear picture of who belonged to which side in this "the colder war" then...", in fact, this is what the goblin had meant in becoming one's own journalist today, explaining "...these times are not those of astute perception here, something like no one could have ever predicted this rift, no the media knows full well the score, but imagine what a turmoil it would cause if it started relating facts that lead up to this "the new colder war"..."

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Well, someone certainly has a mild attitude problem looking at that picture. Can't say I've ever felt the urge to put polar bears in harness as a form of transportation.

As far as indepth political study tonight I'm not up to it. Wife and I had made reservations to travel from Tacoma, WA to Texarkana, AR by train. Now instead of visiting we've put up a bid for a house, and decided to just move there- and let the chips fall where they may.
 
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("...good luck old soldier..." replied the goblin who just needed someone with whom he felt could relate when in the mood to, smiling "...ours is to witness, we might divert our gaze awhile but back we return to that which we see...")

repost from elsewhere, chatting with a troll

So what are you trying to say, I'm not sure I get it? Children are meant to be microwave edible only if they are currently homeless? Do the mentally r*tarded count as half a biscuit? I mean, they probably taste worse so I'm not going to pay full price for one of those.
the goblin thanked the poet for relating how he saw things from the standpoint of one whose life under the bridge spelled difficulty in being accepted here, adding "...so why do you think they're doing "jade helm 15" now, where if they weren't doing it for a reason then it would be an enormous waste of time and money whereas if they had reason to be prepared for civil unrest then what is that reason one wonders for america's unexplained newfound need to be prepared for civil unrest today...", but the consequences of repealing the glass-steagull banking act in 1999, the subsequent asset boom and bust, followed by the patriot act in 2001 enhanced by the national defence authorization act in 2012, meant that rule by executive order took priority over the due process of law now, de facto martial law then, whereupon the goblin simply said "...america today is the reason why glass-steagull was right then, why posse comitatus was right, why hebeus corpus was right too, why trail by jury is right had been right too, but it's all too late to reinstate those things now, if only because they can't raise interest rates without hastening the end in the process, thus "might takes over from right" at this point as they try to keep a lid on things but it is this end here..."

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Trolls. (N) A form of STD that cannot be cured by medication.

That's actually a good quote...would make a great t shirt, especially with the right graphic :D
 
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("...good luck old soldier..." replied the goblin who just needed someone with whom he felt could relate when in the mood to, smiling "...ours is to witness, we might divert our gaze awhile but back we return to that which we see...")

repost from elsewhere, chatting with a troll

the goblin thanked the poet for relating how he saw things from the standpoint of one whose life under the bridge spelled difficulty in being accepted here, adding "...so why do you think they're doing "jade helm 15" now, where if they weren't doing it for a reason then it would be an enormous waste of time and money whereas if they had reason to be prepared for civil unrest then what is that reason one wonders for america's unexplained newfound need to be prepared for civil unrest today...", but the consequences of repealing the glass-steagull banking act in 1999, the subsequent asset boom and bust, followed by the patriot act in 2001 enhanced by the national defence authorization act in 2012, meant that rule by executive order took priority over the due process of law now, de facto martial law then, whereupon the goblin simply said "...america today is the reason why glass-steagull was right then, why posse comitatus was right, why hebeus corpus was right too, why trail by jury is right had been right too, but it's all too late to reinstate those things now, if only because they can't raise interest rates without hastening the end in the process, thus "might takes over from right" at this point as they try to keep a lid on things but it is this end here..."

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You still finds da best-est images, flea.
 
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("...there, and I thought you'd had enough of me by now..." smiled the goblin very much still at it though, adding "...interesting times I guess...")

repost from elsewhere, the goblin chatting to someone who feared posting it seems

"...well xxxxx, six hours later and there's over a hundred views already, and just one forum too and not really a remarkable post by me..." ventured the goblin, adding "...don't reply but just listen in if you like, I'll explain the logic here, but first you must imagine two sides here, those writers who still want to be read and the readers who still want to read...", whereupon the goblin turned over each of his hands in turn to mimic the two sides holding them out at equal hight, looking down at them before looking back up at xxxxx, then continuing "...but what if holding one hands out like this grows burdensome, too heavy even, then what...", as his hands then fell from their own weight to his sides, smiling "...yes, doesn't something that one is increasingly unused to doing grow increasingly burdensome then, those unflexed reading muscles turning to flab then, thus readers don't read and writers go unread, not what either sides really wants but just their reality all the same isn't it...", but then the goblin suddenly laughed and reached up and mischievously took her hands in his own and slowly raised them up for her, saying "...well they won't read books but who won't read short posts if they're uplifting, but first one has to find their hands, then engage them flexing their reading muscles in a livewriter's dance so to speak, that's all I do really, I try to find their hands and pull them towards me now, and then it's their turn to either read or write..."

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repost form elsewhere, the "gay marriage reigns supreme" thread

"...it is not coincidence then, that when the byzantine empire was about to fall, the church there busied itself hotly disputing the gender of angels instead, where today too this exact same trick is used by those in control of us to divert our attention away from that which is actually more important to our well being..." ventured the goblin, quickly explaining "...imagine if you will, someone's mandate to get into power by offering the american electorate "boys home by christmas, close gitmo, and rectify the patriot act too", whereupon upon coming into power that said mandate is duly revoked by diverting our attention away by giving us those some hotter superficial issues like "gun rights, gay rights, and obamacare", or if you want to see this trick again elsewhere, what about those political parties who have just fought for their seats in parliament upon the topics of "unemployment, immigration and the national health service" again, where in fact the real issue for both sides of the pond should be how to go about servicing an insurmountable debt coupled with an ageing populaton and a stalling economy..." at which point the goblin hoped that everyone would focus their attention more wisely from now on, adding "...if america is no longer top economy, and if its currency has been devalued by its own quantitative easing too, something that continues still, though not through QE itself but through bondizations then, is it any wonder really, why they want us to focus upon gay marriage instead, just the gender of angels all over again isn't it then..."

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repost from elsewhere, the fox again

" am pleased you see it as such," replied the fox a side wards glance capturing eyes attention for a moment of shadows dancing with rays of sunlight filtering thru. A steady swaying to and fro, almost hypnotic and serene until winds heavy sigh contorts them almost violently..."another day, another storm coming. Each with it's own agenda...for good or worse though worse seems to be becoming the norm lately." ~returning eyes to the empty tea cup, uncertain if she wanted more or simply something else~"in some ways pouring out the words until we are empty of them or cleansed. But some of us give more than we have to give while others simply continue to take offering nothing in return. Not unlike the tea cup while some wait for it to be filled again and others wish for no more. Mayhap, I am only over thinking things again and rambling on" she mused rather sadly pushing away the empty cup.
the goblin felt that a real storm, not some metaphor for the news though, would make a nice change in fact, but no such luck, instead the heat in this early morn forewarned its day to come, as the goblin's mind tried to be elsewhere but already that sense of stickiness was just there apparent in anything his body touched, saying "...last time this happened was in 2003 where at least 3000 old folks died in paris alone, 15000 across france if I've got my figures right...", yet geneva's elevation was above that of paris, its lake higher than the eiffel tower too, not that that interpreted into anything tolerable though, meanwhile the goblin just went "...ah yes, a heatwave to a background of a cold war that is causing the EU to fall apart, indeed one would need to be a fox a this point, just that none of them wants to be the first one that defaults though all of them then will, as all of them must, for compounded debt that runs many times over the country's annual GDP can never be repaid it can only be further compounded increasing it still, debt to pay off debt..."

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("...there, and I thought you'd had enough of me by now..." smiled the goblin very much still at it though, adding "...interesting times I guess...")

repost from elsewhere, the goblin chatting to someone who feared posting it seems

"...well xxxxx, six hours later and there's over a hundred views already, and just one forum too and not really a remarkable post by me..." ventured the goblin, adding "...don't reply but just listen in if you like, I'll explain the logic here, but first you must imagine two sides here, those writers who still want to be read and the readers who still want to read...", whereupon the goblin turned over each of his hands in turn to mimic the two sides holding them out at equal hight, looking down at them before looking back up at xxxxx, then continuing "...but what if holding one hands out like this grows burdensome, too heavy even, then what...", as his hands then fell from their own weight to his sides, smiling "...yes, doesn't something that one is increasingly unused to doing grow increasingly burdensome then, those unflexed reading muscles turning to flab then, thus readers don't read and writers go unread, not what either sides really wants but just their reality all the same isn't it...", but then the goblin suddenly laughed and reached up and mischievously took her hands in his own and slowly raised them up for her, saying "...well they won't read books but who won't read short posts if they're uplifting, but first one has to find their hands, then engage them flexing their reading muscles in a livewriter's dance so to speak, that's all I do really, I try to find their hands and pull them towards me now, and then it's their turn to either read or write..."

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was wondering if you got misplaced by the transition as so many others had....

you must have a state of the art search engine flea to find such stunning images....
 
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