Oh boy, won't people be surprised to see my recorded footage of this event on Facebook tonight!
To the person behind you in a very long line at Disney land.
To the person behind you in a very long line at Disney land.
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Hi there youngster, looks like we are going to be line buddies for a long, long time, so, to pass the time, let me tell you my life's story. For me, things all started when I was just a wee little baby....
To a mail man.
To a mail man.
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Boy you all are so hideously ugly.
What not to say when your a kid sitting on Santa's lap and Santa asks you "have you been good this year?"
What not to say when your a kid sitting on Santa's lap and Santa asks you "have you been good this year?"
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It doesn't really count if I set the neighbor's cat on fire, does it?
What not to say when someone asks you out
What not to say when someone asks you out
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LOL - what "not to say" depends on if you want to go out with them, doesn't it?
Oh, no, let's not go out. Let's go to meet my parents instead. They'll want to get to know you right away. And I'll invite the rest of my family. That way they'll know what kind of wedding gifts to get us ...
(The man - or woman - will run screaming the other way, LOL - and if they don't, you'd better backpedal that invitation!)
OK, what not to say when you are introducing your boyfriend to your parents?
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Did I tell you that hes just been granted parole?
You and your boyfriend just got sprung by your parents kissing
You and your boyfriend just got sprung by your parents kissing
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Hey we're playing who has mononucleosis please do join us
What not to say when a first time parent asks you for parenting advice
What not to say when a first time parent asks you for parenting advice
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Your kid is too far gone, I'm afraid. You should've asked me for parenting advice a long time ago.
A friend calls and invites you over for dinner and board games.
A friend calls and invites you over for dinner and board games.
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Sorry I can't make it did I tell you I got gastroenteritis from your cooking last time?
Your boss asks your opinion on his tie (which is hideously ugly)
Your boss asks your opinion on his tie (which is hideously ugly)
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If your tie was human, I'd say it has a face for radio.
A police officer asks if you know how fast you were going.
A police officer asks if you know how fast you were going.
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My husband drew this cartoon of me.
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(as loudly as possible) WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY WALLET? THIEF!!!
What not to say to a woman in labor?
What not to say to a woman in labor?
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Well lets get this done and over with not like anyone is gonna really care anyways
What not to say when your a fireman and someone calls and says "my house is on fire please come help put it out quick!"
What not to say when your a fireman and someone calls and says "my house is on fire please come help put it out quick!"
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Uhh...... this is just a Halloween costume..... If you wait for 20 minutes, I can probably find the real fireman's number
What not to say when a stranger is staring at you
What not to say when a stranger is staring at you
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Um would you like me to do the full monty because really you arent seeing everything
the doctor when he has your test results
the doctor when he has your test results
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Why am I even listening to you?? It's all guess work in a white coat.
What not to say when the man of your dreams finally asks "will you marry me??"
What not to say when the man of your dreams finally asks "will you marry me??"
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Please have your lawyer call my lawyer about a prenuptial agreement.
What not to say when your phone starts ringing loudly during church.
What not to say when your phone starts ringing loudly during church.
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Oh sorry I can't talk now can you fax the coroners report to me ASAP
you were invited to dinner by a politician
you were invited to dinner by a politician
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