Thing's you shouldn't say...

[dmpeace]

and then asked the teacher out

My neighbor spends hundreds of dollars shopping for me

 

[Lioness901]

What that's it you just stopped there!? Don't you know I am worth so much more then that!?

What not to say Halloween night when kids come to your door and say "trick or treat!"

 

[brinny]

"Boo!!" While wearing a Stephen King mask.

What not to say to a li'l kid who just saw this gravestone:

 

[MissRowy]

Oh im sure Santa is having fun down there

you got caught cheating in an exam

 

[lucypevensie]

You act like I'm the only one who ever stole a quick glance at another person's test answers. Boy, you're uptight!

Politician asks "Can I count on your vote this Tuesday?"

 

[brinny]

yes, but it'll cost ya' a hundred bucks.....on 2nd thought make it a thousand

to a man chasing somebody with a gun

 

[MissRowy]

can I have a shot?

to a friend of yours with a very embarrassing condition

 

[Cc4FuzzyHuggles]

Wow, your addiction, I know it's already embarrassing, and it's left you looking like bat guano, but if it gets any worse, you're going to be like a dung beetle and it's obsession with, well... you know, dung. As you're friend, I'm just being honest with you.


Hello, nice to meet you, I'm your new TV show assistant. *Holds out hand to greet you*

 

[dmpeace]

Your a pathetic little man.

A person helps you on side of the road change your tire.

 

[Cc4FuzzyHuggles]

Wow, thanks a bunch! You really helped me. Now, can you wash my car, change the rest of the other tires, give it a new paint job, and then scrap your own car to recycle it into a little car ornament that I can hang a decoration in my car?


A man who got a new smartphone.

 

[MissRowy]

You know that brand of smartphone is prone to spontaneous combustion?

your tutor has a crush on you and hes not the gorgeous one

 

[lucypevensie]

I guess you're smart enough to help me, but since you're so ugly I'm going to have to look for someone else.

To someone who compliments you on your hairstyle.

 

[MissRowy]

my hairstyle is better than yours!

to someone whose car broke down

 

[dmpeace]

Hey, need some help? Maybe somebody will come along in a while.

Somebody stops you from stepping in front of a car

 

[xTx]

Hey, need some help? Maybe somebody will come along in a while.

Somebody stops you from stepping in front of a car

Hey, please wait your turn and let me enjoy looking at the New 2015 Lamborghini Huracn LP610-4.

Someone offers you a million dollars cash.

 

[~Anastasia~]

Hey, please wait your turn and let me enjoy looking at the New 2015 Lamborghini Huracn LP610-4.

Someone offers you a million dollars cash.

That's nice and all, but can you make it two million? Taxes, you know ...

Someone offered to help you reach something from the top shelf in the grocery store

 

[lucypevensie]

Am I going to have to haul out the disinfecting wipes to get the bacteria off this item, or do you actually wash your hands occasionally?

Kid asks "Can we please eat lunch at Chick fil A today?"

 

[WarriorOftheLord]

No, honey, because that chicken is evil..... it'll stare at you long after it's on the plate.... O.O

What not to day when you humiliated yourself in front of someone and then must talk to them the next day

 

[lucypevensie]

You know that stupid thing I said yesterday? Well, I'm just going to pretend like that didn't happen, and I'd suggest you do the same thing if you want me to be nice to you.

Home Depot employee asks if he can answer any questions for you.

 

[MissRowy]

Did you know stupid questions are contagious?

You catch your next door neighbour in a rather compromising position