Starting today August 7th, 2024, in order to post in the Married Couples, Courting Couples, or Singles forums, you will not be allowed to post if you have your Marital status designated as private. Announcements will be made in the respective forums as well but please note that if yours is currently listed as Private, you will need to submit a ticket in the Support Area to have yours changed.
"You'll definitely have a lot of dishes to wash because you're kind of eating a lot.""Welp, that's okay, this won't be the first time I've hadda wash dishes at a restaurant for a free meal..."
I laughed irl over this.Why are you so ugly? I want to know.. I want to know the scientific reasons behind this.
It made me think of another thing not to say on a first date:I laughed irl over this.
"look who's talking, Miss Bottomless Milkshakes. Anyone ever tell you gluttony's one of the seven deadly sins?""You'll definitely have a lot of dishes to wash because you're kind of eating a lot."
**starts crying** "My ex used to call me that.""look who's talking, Miss Bottomless Milkshakes. Anyone ever tell you gluttony's one of the seven deadly sins?"
Haha! Bringing up exes is generally a great thing to never, ever bring up on a first date.**starts crying** "My ex used to call me that."
You mean bringing up exes on a first date is a no-no?! *le gasp*Haha! Bringing up exes is generally a great thing to never, ever bring up on a first date.
"This is the first time I've been here, since Lisa dumped me... If only you were as pretty as she is... oh well..."
Right? So shocking!You mean bringing up exes on a first date is a no-no?! *le gasp*
'Okay, don’t look now, but that waiter has the cutest butt in the world...also, you're going bald.’
Bahahahah!Right? So shocking!
"HI, thanks for meeting me at this restauran- Lisa! What a coincidence running into you here! At the restaurant where you work! What are the odds?! Me running into into you by chance, on a date...."
Isn't that kinda a compliment? Still creepy, but sounds like a pickup lineI'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring snacks inside.
"I like my girlfriends bite-sized"Isn't that kinda a compliment? Still creepy, but sounds like a pickup line
"I like my girlfriends bite-sized"
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?