Deep thoughts....or maybe NOT...

[MeekOne]

I understand why the chicken crossed the road, but why did the duck do it?

It was the chicken's day off! HAHAHAHA

 

[MeekOne]

If you used up all your sick days at work, would you have to phone in dead?

 

[Blackmarch]

Profanity is the langauge programmers know best.

 

[JPPT1974]

Sadly you are right about profanity.

 

[Blackmarch]

Sadly you are right about profanity.

altho I can sympathise with them... I can see why it is so. Programming can be so frustrating at times.


Life is like a bucket of milk- all the cream rises to the top.
So does all the scum.

 

[JPPT1974]

Programming is frustrating indeed!

 

[This_Beautiful_Grace]

'Love is a one way street. It always moves from self in the direction of the other.' - Michael Quoist.

Hmm...

 

[Barnabas71]

Life is like a bucket of milk- all the cream rises to the top. So does all the scum.

1 Corinthians 4 v 13
'When we are slandered, we try to conciliate; we have become the scum of the world, the dregs of all things, even until now.'​

But...​

Matthew 5 v 11-12
'Blessed are you when men cast insults at you, and persecute you, and say all kinds of evil against you falsely, on account of Me. 12) Rejoice and be glad, for your reward in heaven is great, for so they persecuted the prophets who were befour you.'​

~ ~ ~ ~ ~​

When once I was regarded by them as great of the world - yet was lacking much in my walk with Him who was calling me...​

Now I am regard by them with distain like a worm - yet out of the dirt my Father brought me, and is forming me...​

God so loves the scum of the world such as I - that He purchased me from the earth - on the day I found a love that is greater than life itself - praise Jesus!

I may be of no value in the world's eyes, but know I am dear to my God....

 

[JPPT1974]

[BIBLE]Exodus 1:1-2[/BIBLE]

 

[Blackmarch]

You always find what you're looking for in the last place you look.

 

[MeekOne]

What did I have for lunch today -- chicken salad or egg salad?

 

[Sophrosyne]

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

 

[MeekOne]

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

For how long?

 

[Blackmarch]

What did I have for lunch today -- chicken salad or egg salad?

Hmmm egg salad?



well, bad knee, gotta run!

 

[MeekOne]

^yummy! Be careful, you need your knees!

Do they teach the law of Gravity at Law school?

 

[Blackmarch]

^yummy! Be careful, you need your knees!

Do they teach the law of Gravity at Law school?

LoL


If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

A yamato blast is sure to ruin any High Templar's day.

 

[CindyisHis]

What did I have for lunch today -- chicken salad or egg salad?

For me, it was tuna salad, with avocado.

 

[JPPT1974]

I will be having some spaghetti tonight!

 

[MeekOne]

I will be having some spaghetti tonight!

I'll be right over!

 

[Blackmarch]

Pizza!