Deep thoughts....or maybe NOT...

[MeekOne]

They say a good comedian has to have good timing, so would it be considered bad timing if a he called you up at 3 a.m to tell you a brilliant new joke?

 

[Star_Flower21]

Um...sounds like bad timing to me!
lol....
I LOVE COOKIES *cookie monster*

 

[Blackmarch]

for every action there is equal and opposite criticism.

 

[Frogette]

For every action the is opposite and equal criticism.

 

[Blackmarch]

It's always uphill and against the wind.

 

[MeekOne]

Where is 'The blue'? - things are always coming out of it.

 

[CindyisHis]

Where is 'The blue'? - things are always coming out of it.

Lol

 

[JPPT1974]

Out of the blue!

 

[super mom]

no your not i banned you for wearing blue in the banned thread and your still wearing blue

 

[Blackmarch]

no your not i banned you for wearing blue in the banned thread and your still wearing blue

LoL
I'm only wearing a little blue.

 

[MeekOne]

Do chocolate eggs come from chocolate chickens?

 

[Blackmarch]

Do chocolate eggs come from chocolate chickens?

Wonder if they get help from the brown cows...

 

[MeekOne]

Wonder if they get help from the brown cows...

The chickens must drink the chocolate milk!

 

[TexasBluebonnet]

What do you call a male ladybug?

 

[Blackmarch]

What do you call a male ladybug?

Branded for life?

 

[MeekOne]

What do you call a male ladybug?

Your typical man. Just a bug....just kidding guys...I couldn't resist!

 

[MrFreshdew]

Your typical man. Just a bug....just kidding guys...I couldn't resist!

u bugger u

 

[nicholzac]

If mouse are mice how come houses arent hice?

 

[Blackmarch]

If mouse are mice how come houses arent hice?

or moose isn't meece?
gotta love the english language


Never assume someone is dead unless you've seen the body... and even then you can be fooled.

 

[MeekOne]

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food? ​