Deep thoughts....or maybe NOT...

[MeekOne]

Wondering now if the fire ants are stalking me when i go outside or if it's just a coinsidence that they cross my path by chance. Thinks they are really itty bitty aliens from another planet.

Its the planet Mars....and its because you are inticing them with your lovely smell of chocolate.

 

[Frogette]

Its the planet Mars....and its because you are inticing them with your lovely smell of chocolate.

Well their going to get the smell of deep woods off from now on.

 

[Blackmarch]

Do bills have bills?

the 2 dollar one does.


when all is said and done, more will have been said than done.

 

[MeekOne]

when all is said and done, more will have been said than done.

Now that is the truth!

 

[MrFreshdew]

Do bills have bills?

yes -bill the duck does

 

[JesusCovered]

 

[Glenda]

 

[Blackmarch]

Lol theres a wise cat.

Confucious say that man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.

 

[Blackmarch]

Whne you work, work hard. When you play, play hard.

 

[MeekOne]

How does the man who drives the snowplough get to work in the morning?

 

[JPPT1974]

Life is too short, play hard!

 

[notanordinarygirl]

Life's not short. It's the longest thing you do! What can you do that lasts longer?

 

[notanordinarygirl]

If I'm tired, why am I not sleeping?

 

[notanordinarygirl]

"It's always in the last place you look..."

...Why would you keep looking?

 

[Frogette]

Hmmmm, let's see, i'm dizzy and the room is spinning slowly clockwise. So if i get into the desk chair and spin around around counter clockwise, maybe that will balance it out.

*gets into chair.....spin spin spin spin spin spin....gets up*

MOMMMMMMY !

 

[4Everloved]

Do not ever eat corn on the cob with great fervor while wearing your glasses. The butter squirts all over your glasses.

 

[JPPT1974]

Make everyday like it was your last day on earth!

 

[MrFreshdew]

as the deer panted...so did the hunter

 

[Blackmarch]

The optimist believes that this is the best of all possible worlds.... The pessimist fears that this is true.

 

[Frogette]

I understand why the chicken crossed the road, but why did the duck do it?