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Break Up Lines
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Well i actually broke up with my bf now ex, i told him that im being pulled too many ways and im always tired ( i was actually sick the day i did it)so i cant handle a relationship at this time.
He understood.
He understood.
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mojoboy31
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I'll help!
"At Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope.
Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom-- the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Lady, if I were using that microscope right now- I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in you..."
Eh? Eh?
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This is the best one yet so far! Bahaha.I'll help!
"At Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope.
Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom-- the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Lady, if I were using that microscope right now- I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in you..."
Eh? Eh?
Hey, babe. I think is time we take our relationship to the previous level.
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mojoboy31
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thank you, thank you.
Oh that's a good one!
"I'm sorry we won't be together anymore but it's okay, I do have good news: I just saved a bunch of money on Valentine's Day by switching to single."
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ReesePiece23
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There's no 'I' in team, but there is a yo'U' in dumped.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I love your sister instead, and we're laughing at you.
Or, to keep it simple: "you have a face like a chewed up toffee."
Roses are red, violets are blue. I love your sister instead, and we're laughing at you.
Or, to keep it simple: "you have a face like a chewed up toffee."
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This is brilliant.
Absolutely brilliant, I tell ya.
These are also brilliant.
I can't pick which ones I like the best.
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"Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon."
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Bahaha, that's great.
"This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LV halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over."
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