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Just going near that topic can be dangerous, even if you have no relationship.

"Never praise a sister to a sister, in the hope of your compliments reaching the proper ears, and so preparing the way for you later on. Sisters are women first, and sisters afterwards; and you will find that you do yourself harm." -- Rudyard Kipling
Good thing it's just a forum thread and nobody can slap me through the monitor.
 
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Well i actually broke up with my bf now ex, i told him that im being pulled too many ways and im always tired ( i was actually sick the day i did it)so i cant handle a relationship at this time.

He understood.
 
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Guys, I'm resurrecting this thread.
I'll help!

"At Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope.
Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom-- the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Lady, if I were using that microscope right now- I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in you..."

Eh? Eh? :dontcare:
 
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I'll help!

"At Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope.
Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom-- the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Lady, if I were using that microscope right now- I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in you..."

Eh? Eh? :dontcare:
This is the best one yet so far! Bahaha.

Hey, babe. I think is time we take our relationship to the previous level.
 
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This is the best one yet so far! Bahaha.

Hey, babe. I think is time we take our relationship to the previous level.
thank you, thank you.

Oh that's a good one!

"I'm sorry we won't be together anymore but it's okay, I do have good news: I just saved a bunch of money on Valentine's Day by switching to single."
 
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"On a scale of one to ten-- 10 being super successful and one being a total disaster-- I would rate our relationship a solid: 'I'm breaking up with you..."
This is brilliant.

Absolutely brilliant, I tell ya.

There's no 'I' in team, but there is a yo'U' in dumped.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I love your sister instead, and we're laughing at you.

Or, to keep it simple: "you have a face like a chewed up toffee."
These are also brilliant.

I can't pick which ones I like the best.
 
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"they say good things come to those who wait, so I'm gonna keep on waiting..."
Bahaha, that's great.

"This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LV halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over."
 
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Bahaha, that's great.

"This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LV halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over."
Ouch.

"Hey girl, I'm afraid I can't take you out on Sunday, maybe Covid can instead..."
 
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