Break Up Lines

[Radagast]

Forgive my transgression. Just give me lobster from the ocean and we shall be good.

I'll see what i can do.

 

[shineyourlight]

I'll see what i can do.

All I request is that you try.

 

[Radagast]

All I request is that you try.

Oh, I'm very trying. No problem there.

 

[mojoboy31]

This is what my ex said when breaking up with me "God woke me up in the middle of the night saying that our time was over and we should go our separate ways"

Don't feel too bad, I've been handed: "it's God's will..." as a breakup line by someone I'd known for almost 3 years... She then decided the insult wasn't properly added to the injury and decided to preach at me like I was a stranger. Oddest experience of my life, no doubt.

My other time being dumped was because she "was only pretending to have feelings for me all along..."

One I've used-- not as a breakup line-- but when a girl I was friends with came onto me pretty strong: "I don't think we're compatible. I just wanna be your friend."

 

[MehGuy]

Tell her that you're a psychopath and are unable to have feelings for her, and you just went with the motions in order to keep up appearances with friends and family, lol. Sadly this might backfire, and she might in turn develop stronger feelings for you.

 

[Ronit]

I'm an introvert and don't like sharing my me time

Good One!

 

[Ronit]

How bout my boyfriend doesn't like you?

oooooooh!

 

[Ronit]

How about..... I've decided to become a monk/nun.

That's an old one. I've used it before

 

[Ronit]

I really feel like you are a brother to me

 

[MehGuy]

I really feel like you are a brother to me

Ouch.. that one gets guys pretty good.. lol.

 

[Ronit]

Ouch.. that one gets guys pretty good.. lol.

That's what I used to say to my guy friends that wanted to be more than friends because I was under the weird notion that it was uncool to date your friends.
Now I know that your best friend is the one you probably want to date

 

[shineyourlight]

Want to hear a joke?

Our relationship.

 

[Sketcher]

I really shouldn't have broken my own rule and dated the sister who was less pretty. I've fixed that now.

 

[shineyourlight]

I really shouldn't have broken my own rule and dated the sister who was less pretty. I've fixed that now.

Brutal.

 

[Sophrosyne]

I'm sorry but my mom said I could only date mature women.

 

[Sam91]

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[Ronit]

I really shouldn't have broken my own rule and dated the sister who was less pretty. I've fixed that now.

oooooh ouch!

 

[.Mikha'el.]

I really feel like you are a brother to me

Some guys would take that as a compliment.

 

[Ronit]

Some guys would take that as a compliment.

Really? Wow. I guess it has to do with Tone of Voice

 

[Radagast]

I really shouldn't have broken my own rule and dated the sister who was less pretty. I've fixed that now.

Just going near that topic can be dangerous, even if you have no relationship.

"Never praise a sister to a sister, in the hope of your compliments reaching the proper ears, and so preparing the way for you later on. Sisters are women first, and sisters afterwards; and you will find that you do yourself harm." -- Rudyard Kipling