Break Up Lines

[Radagast]

Not if their parents told you that they eloped with their fiance with all your chocolate.

That's what they mean by "adding insult to injury."

 

[LadyOfMystery]

"My Mom said I can't date you anymore"

"I now pronounce you dumped and single"

"Want to know a joke? Our relationship"

 

[Sophrosyne]

I'm sorry I can't see you any more I've fallen in love with someone on the internet while social distancing.

 

[Radagast]

"My Mom said I can't date you anymore"

That one kind of produces a shock -- with an aftertaste of relief when you realise the magnitude of the mother-in-law problems you just escaped from.

And I think that holds true for guy's Mom as well as girl's Mom.

 

[shineyourlight]

Not if their parents told you that they eloped with their fiance with all your chocolate.

I'm a trooper.

I can get through it.

I'll just steal all your chocolate and we'd be good.

Honey, I'd fly over and take you up on that offer ...

... except that we have this lockdown thing going on, and are banned from leaving the country.

What lockdown? Probably should start canoeing if you wanna make it here, then.

*whispers* Bring the chocolate......

"My Mom said I can't date you anymore"

"I now pronounce you dumped and single"

"Want to know a joke? Our relationship"

I feel like I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did with the last break-up line, haha.

 

[Sophrosyne]

How about..... I've decided to become a monk/nun.

 

[Sophrosyne]

I'm a trooper.

I can get through it.

I'll just steal all your chocolate and we'd be good.

I gave it to my new girlfriend

 

[shineyourlight]

I gave it to my new girlfriend

Tragic.

I was too late.

 

[Radagast]

Probably should start canoeing if you wanna make it here, then.

*whispers* Bring the chocolate......

Oh, sure. I'll start right away. Shouldn't take more than a couple of years.

Obviously, I'll need to eat the chocolate to stop from starving, though.

 

[Sophrosyne]

Tragic.

I was too late.

You know what they don't say..... better never than late.

 

[Sophrosyne]

Oh here is another one..... I'm sorry I can't date you any more I ran out of chocolate.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

I love this thread

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

I'm happy to see this thread get as many responses as it has. In my tenor of having the username 'Face' and making threads similar to this, the two were met with disdain and rejection. Apparently people have a hard time laughing at their own letdowns and negative experiences.

Some folks just don't like turning lemons into lemonaide and drinking it. :shrugs:

 

[shineyourlight]

You know what they don't say..... better never than late.

Oh, is that what they say?

Hmmm, interesting.

I love this thread

You flatter me so.

I'm happy to see this thread get as many responses as it has. In my tenor of having the username 'Face' and making threads similar to this, the two were met with disdain and rejection. Apparently people have a hard time laughing at their own letdowns and negative experiences.

Some folks just don't like turning lemons into lemonaide and drinking it. :shrugs:

People need to lighten up once in a while.

 

[shineyourlight]

Oh, sure. I'll start right away. Shouldn't take more than a couple of years.

Obviously, I'll need to eat the chocolate to stop from starving, though.

If you eat the chocolate, then don't bother coming.

Unless you have something else to compensate for it. *shrugs*

 

[Radagast]

If you eat the chocolate, then don't bother coming.

Unless you have something else to compensate for it. *shrugs*

Well, in that case, ...

 

[shineyourlight]

Well, in that case, ...

Waiting.

*jeopardy music plays in the background*

 

[Radagast]

Waiting.

*jeopardy music plays in the background*

You said "don't bother coming." So I cancelled the canoe rental. Sorry.

 

[shineyourlight]

You said "don't bother coming." So I cancelled the canoe rental. Sorry.

See, I have this condition....foot in the mouth condition.

My health insurance doesn't cover it.

Forgive my transgression. Just give me lobster from the ocean and we shall be good.

 

[EyesOfKohl]

I've decided to take a 6-month job in Antarctica.

Lol, until she calls you a week later...
"Hey, I missed you so much, I'm in Antarctica now, can we meet? I really want to give us a second chance. I've come all this way for you"

There is someone better for you out there.

I used one similar to someone... I was not dating her, just friends and she became interested. But I knew I wasn't the one for her and there's someone more suitable for her. I cannot say its an effective line though lol