Break Up Lines

[mojoboy31]

You and your Covid jokes.

"What’s your sign? Mine is stop."

I'm just spreading the positivity

"I just don't think of you as an attractive woman. You're my beloved sister in Christ."

 

[shineyourlight]

I'm just spreading the positivity

"I just don't think of you as an attractive woman. You're my beloved sister in Christ."

Fine, I'll accept

"Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me."

 

[mojoboy31]

Fine, I'll accept

"Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me."

good

"Here's an "I'm sorry for your loss" card. It's me, I'm leaving you, consider me dead..."

 

[shineyourlight]

good

"Here's an "I'm sorry for your loss" card. It's me, I'm leaving you, consider me dead..."

Oh. My. Lanta. That is perfect, haha.

"Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."

 

[mojoboy31]

Oh. My. Lanta. That is perfect, haha.

"Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."

haha

"Sorry you got dumped..... oh did I forget to tell you I was dumping you?".... well this is awkward..."

 

[shineyourlight]

Girl, you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.

 

[mojoboy31]

Girl, you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.

That's awesome!

Woman, I shan't be interested in thee, verily even if thou was but the last woman upon this Earth

 

[ReesePiece23]

I bought a real doll; and already she has more of a personality than you. Consider yourself obsolete.

(Freudian slip Reese?)

 

[shineyourlight]

That's awesome!

Woman, I shan't be interested in thee, verily even if thou was but the last woman upon this Earth

But, I thought what we had was real?

What a shame.

"Hey, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again."

 

[mojoboy31]

But, I thought what we had was real?

What a shame.

"Hey, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again."

What can I say? I'm a heart breaker, dream maker, love taker...

"Hey you know what sounds good? Seeing other people... and not seeing each other... ever..."

 

[shineyourlight]

Hey, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….

 

[mojoboy31]

Are you a smoke detector? Because you're loud, annoying, and won't shut up!

 

[mojoboy31]

I'm sorry, we aren't working out. I just feel called to singleness.... and really just need to be alone.... With other girls.... I'm sure you understand...

 

[sampa]

After a breakup...

"I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.”

 

[Sketcher]

Well dang, I thought you had to have a good personality at least.

 

[Miles]

It's not me, it's you.

 

[mojoboy31]

You're like a terrible move, because I never wanna see you again.

 

[mojoboy31]

Are you a toilet? Because you're full of crap.