It's right there in the title, Simon, Ash Wednesday/Lent-Pagan origins, against Christ's command. You've falsely accused Ash Wednesday and Lent has being of pagan origins, you've declared paganism a false religion, you say Jesus says satan is the author of false religion and that we are violating his command. How is it then, that you can avow all this and still say you're not condemning us? But, it's even worse, it's Jesus who condemns, not you. My God is a god of mercy, not condemnation, so for you to say we're being condemned by our own Lord and Savior for practicing Lent makes you even more implausible. I agree with sonshine, this whole premise of this thread is a flame against those who practice Lent.
From the testimony of the 'born again' we know that those who are saved by faith will exhibit that faith naturally by their works and those works will be abundant and easy to recognize. In your case, aside from being puffed up by your righteousness, your prideful knowledge of the bible and early Church history and your condemning spirit, you also share in another trait of the Pharisees, the leaven of hypocrisy.
Sorry to make it personal, but when one's ideas are so novel, esoteric, and exclusive how could it be any other way but personal?