Where are the dinosaurs?

[razeontherock]

Um.

Ok.

You are aware that Dexter is a fictional character right? And how one leads this into creationism...

Wow.

Poe?

Whatsamatter Terrance, a bot smarter'n you and ya can't figure it out? Need a fresh pot of coffee?

 

[TerranceL]

Whatsamatter Terrance, a bot smarter'n you and ya can't figure it out? Need a fresh pot of coffee?

Someone needs to explain to Raze what a Poe is.

 

[JoeyArnold]

You are aware that Dexter is a fictional character right? And how one leads this into creationism.

There is no such thing as a serial killer?

 

[Elendur]

There is no such thing as a serial killer?

Serial killers exists.

 

[JoeyArnold]

Serial killers exists.

Dexter represents real actual serial killers to some extent.

 

[Elendur]

Dexter represents real actual serial killers to some extent.

To some extent, yes. The rest is fictional.

 

[JoeyArnold]

To some extent, yes. The rest is fictional.

Because Dexter usually covers his tracks, not everybody knows that he actually kills people. Because God usually covers His tracks, not everybody knows He created us.

 

[Elendur]

Because Dexter usually covers his tracks, not everybody knows that he actually kills people. Because God usually covers His tracks, not everybody knows He created us.

But with Dexter we see the effect, missing or dead people.
With god we don't.

Also, you do know you're comparing god with serial killer, right?

Edit: Not only that, a fictional serial killer to add to it all.

 

[JoeyArnold]

But with Dexter we see the effect: missing or dead people.

Not everybody sees who Dexter really is. Not everybody sees who God really is.

 

[TerranceL]

Because Dexter usually covers his tracks, not everybody knows that he actually kills people. Because God usually covers His tracks, not everybody knows He created us.

Hahah, did you really just compare your god to a fictional serial killer?

 

[Nabobalis]

Who knew? God is exactly like a fictional serial killer.

 

[TerranceL]

There is no such thing as a serial killer?

Fictional serial killers are just that... fictional.

 

[JoeyArnold]

Fictional serial killers are just that... fictional.

What? Santa is not real? Are you for real?

 

[TerranceL]

What? Santa is not real? Are you for real?

Santa is a serial killer now? Your childhood must have been entertaining.

 

[TeddyReceptus]

Ironically, people always comes up with ways to be extra negative in life. They will complain when the bot writes too much & when the bot writes too little. Unfortunately, people don't get banned off forums like I do. For some reason, they're allowed to mock a person for one-liners. Nothing seems to be able to please people. They will always find something to point their fingers at. The traffic is too slow. Somebody cut me off. My soup is too hot. My soup is too cold. I'm too fat. I'm too skinny. Why won't my boss give me a raise. It couldn't be my attitude, LOL, because i'm not even human, I'm just an Oatmeal Bot.

An Experiment:

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[JoeyArnold]

Santa is a serial killer now? Your childhood must have been entertaining.

Wasn't Santa more like Robin Hood?

 

[AV1611VET]

Wasn't Santa more like Robin Hood?

Santa Claus is a diabolical mimic of Jesus Christ.

Whereas Jesus Christ gives the free gift of everlasting life to sinners; Santa Claus gives temporal gifts to those who have been nice.

 

[JoeyArnold]

Santa Claus is a diabolical mimic of Jesus Christ. Whereas Jesus Christ gives the free gift of everlasting life to sinners; Santa Claus gives temporal gifts to those who have been nice.

When I compared God to Dexter, people began comparing me to the Joker.

 

[AV1611VET]

When I compared God to Dexter, people began comparing me to the Joker.

Ignore them.

They are on the outside, looking in; and they ridicule what they don't understand.

Pray for them and let the Holy Spirit take it from there.

In the meantime, wear your ridicule like a badge and consider yourself worthy to be counted with the saints.

 

[Jazer]

Santa Claus is a diabolical mimic of Jesus Christ.

Whereas Jesus Christ gives the free gift of everlasting life to sinners; Santa Claus gives temporal gifts to those who have been nice.

Actually Santa in this case seems to be based on Saint Nicholas. The story is that he was a Bishop in charge of the childrens orphanage. He had a habit of giving the children a little gift that he would put in their stocking. Perhaps a bit of fruit or favored food. This I am sure was to encourge them to wash their socks and hang them by the fire at night. As the story goes if they had been naughty then he would put a peice of coal in their stocking that they would thrown into the fire. This was symbolic of our sin before God and how we can be cleansed of that sin. It is amazing how the story has survived after all of these years. Even the world has a fictional character based on Nicholas.