What's on your mind?

[Swords&Sunflowers]

le sigh....i'm always remembered as the "tiny nurse with glasses"
I mean come on "tiny"??? lol i'm petite!

 

[Strider1002]

le sigh....i'm always remembered as the "tiny nurse with glasses"
I mean come on "tiny"??? lol i'm petite!

People love tiny things, though. Tiny is always cute

 

[SarahsKnight]

There're these two dogs I have to occasionally help babysit that belong to my neighbors' son and daughter-in-law Ruby and Lacy, named Molly and Sadie. Sadie's this little terrier and quite friendly, and I about love her to death, but Molly is another story .... My mother wonders why I did not get near Molly today, a day after Molly just got done snapping at Rudy and Lacy's three year-old daughter.

Yeahhhhh ....


But the last three or four times I have had to deal with Molly she has this face that keeps reminding me of someone who is a celebrity figure but couldn't put my finger on until it just clicked yesterday.


If dogs resemble their owners, as is that old belief, then Molly must have once belonged to Parker Posey.

 

[SarahsKnight]

le sigh....i'm always remembered as the "tiny nurse with glasses"
I mean come on "tiny"??? lol i'm petite!

Shouldn't they also remember you as the cutest nurse there? ^-^


But the way, Miss S&S, still feeling like a choo-choo train today?

As I quote from you earlier:
Good mornin! *chugs down coffee

Have a great blessed day everyone!!!!!!!!!!

chooo chooo chooo i'm a train!!!!

 

[Swords&Sunflowers]

Shouldn't they also remember you as the cutest nurse there? ^-^


But the way, Miss S&S, still feeling like a choo-choo train today?

As I quote from you earlier:
Good mornin! *chugs down coffee

Have a great blessed day everyone!!!!!!!!!!

chooo chooo chooo i'm a train!!!!

le sigh...i'm the "baby" of the unit basically... names i get are like "mighty mouse" and "fun sized"...lol...nope, no longer feel like a choo choo train, the coffee wear off, i feel like a snail right now...idk what noises snail make...maybe "uuuuggggghhhhh"

 

[Swords&Sunflowers]

spread some cheer today with some corny jokes though...

What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin?
Ans: I yam, what I yam

Why did the tomato blush?
Ans: It saw the salad dressing

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

spread some cheer today with some corny jokes though...

What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin?
Ans: I yam, what I yam

Why did the tomato blush?
Ans: It saw the salad dressing

where do you come up with these?

 

[Swords&Sunflowers]

where do you come up with these?

I look online most times, but the unit knows me as a jokster so if they know any new ones they usually tell me cause i laugh even at the corny ones..one coworker told me a knock knock joke...
"Knock Knock"...
"Who's there?"
"Dishes"
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes Sean Connery"

 

[Swords&Sunflowers]

and there is this doctor who expects a joke once a week...anyone know any good ones? I can't tell him the potato joke though...his jokes are deeeep, he had one "how to tell the gender of chromosomes? ans: pull down their genes"
I need heavy artillery!!!!

 

[SarahsKnight]

I don't know, @Swords&Sunflowers , sounds like your coffee may still be working, after all.

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

and there is this doctor who expects a joke once a week...anyone know any good ones? I can't tell him the potato joke though...his jokes are deeeep, he had one "how to tell the gender of chromosomes? ans: pull down their genes"
I need heavy artillery!!!!

What's the difference between God and a Doctor?
God knows He's not a doctor.

I don't know the guy's beliefs but it would be a good line for a witness/conversation starter.

 

[Saucy]

and there is this doctor who expects a joke once a week...anyone know any good ones? I can't tell him the potato joke though...his jokes are deeeep, he had one "how to tell the gender of chromosomes? ans: pull down their genes"
I need heavy artillery!!!!

 

[Swords&Sunflowers]

What’s the proof that Cyclops was a pretty bad teacher?
Well you can’t deny he only had one pupil, right?

lol i think i'll use this one!

 

[Swords&Sunflowers]

bahahaha lol i get it, that's a good one! gonna try that! but maybe not on the doctor!

 

[Strider1002]

Somehow that seems like a Toro joke

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

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[Swords&Sunflowers]

You work at a hospital so I'm assuming you understand doctor slang.

Did you see the child patient with Treacher Collins syndrome? Boy was he a funny looking kid.

May be a little mean spirited though.

aw yeah that's kinda mean lol although in some hospitals they do use the acronym flk. but it's baddd it's a no no

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

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[Swords&Sunflowers]

When I was a really young child, a doctor once told my mother that I was something they call an FLK or Funny-Looking Kid. My mother complained to the hospital and the doctor got fired for it. At the time, they couldn't figure out what was wrong with me and I had a larger than average head.

Yeah, they should not use that acronym.

 

[EyesOfKohl]

Customs bureaucratic nonsense! Talk about kafkaesque! I only wanted 9 variations of a hat and they say to the seller lady, no, you're only allowed to send him 5 at maximum???????