What's on your mind?

[Saucy]

@Saucy bahahah i told a bunch of my coworkers the mop knock knock joke you posted, lol they said it was a good one. It's so hilarious when they don't get it at first and just say it over and over again and finally it hits them.

The night is dark and full of terrors.

 

[Swords&Sunflowers]

The night is dark and full of terrors.

...and comedy

 

[SarahsKnight]

I was outside a little while ago and heard the jingle of an ice cream truck in the distance.

... I actually didn't even know those were still a thing.

 

[SarahsKnight]

Also, too many dang dogs in this house. I have four right now in total that I am babysitting. My own dog Tallulah, the mean old Parker Posey canine equivalent Molly, Sadie, and the usual dachshund from next door Angel.

They are all actually being nice and well-behaved right now, though, keeping to themselves in each room they like to hang out in without fuss (Molly actually did not snarl and bark at me when she sees me out of her peripheral from the den). I go to look in on each every now and again. Angel is under my bed, Molly and Sadie are lying on the den couch, and Tallulah is sulking on her little Princess throne (Mom's bed) as she does half the time when other dogs are in the house and she feels she isn't getting all the attention.

 

[Swords&Sunflowers]

I was outside a little while ago and heard the jingle of an ice cream truck in the distance.

... I actually didn't even know those were still a thing.

lol i wonder if they still sell those spongebob ice popsicles

 

[kittysbecute]

Someone on Facebook asked how to get rid of Japanese beetles.
I recommended Godzilla beetles.
Not a single like, heart or laughing emoji!
I tell ya, I get no respect at all...

Not even an anger emoji?!

hit over 110 today with the heat index. I thought I left Texas because of heat like this? LOL

It was much cooler here today. We didn't even need to use the air conditioner. I thought you would want to know.

 

[SarahsKnight]

lol i wonder if they still sell those spongebob ice popsicles

No idea. It was a few streets away, it sounded.

It was actually somewhat comforting to hear that inviting little jingle again, though.

I am sure being an ice cream man is no small or petty profession as it may seem at first glance, after all. Think of how many kids whose summer days you make happy by being the guy who provides ice cream to them, right?


... Unless you are that one rare homicidal ice cream man who seeks vengeance upon children instead of drawing out their happy smiles, like Clint Howard.

You really gotta hand it to the man, actually. Seriously, he seems like such a good sport, embracing his peculiar looks and thus willingly taking on roles in schlocky movies that exploit his physical appearance.

 

[Swords&Sunflowers]

this is pretty good!

 

[SarahsKnight]

Hard cider (or, well, hard any kind of drink, really) is the last thing a rambunctious girl like you needs, Miss S&S.

 

[Swords&Sunflowers]

Hard cider (or, well, hard any kind of drink, really) is the last thing a rambunctious girl like you needs, Miss S&S.

lol oddly alcohol makes me sleepy...lol this seems to be my new routine now, coffes in the morning, and this at night lol only on workdays though

 

[Noxot]

it looks delicious

 

[Saucy]

@Anthony7

 

[Swords&Sunflowers]

lol these be funny...

Where are average things manufactured?
Ans: The Satisfactory

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Ans: Aye Matey!

How long do chickens work?
Ans: Around the cluck!

lol ready for tomorrow's final shift!

 

[Saucy]

lol these be funny...

Where are average things manufactured?
Ans: The Satisfactory

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Ans: Aye Matey!

How long do chickens work?
Ans: Around the cluck!

lol ready for tomorrow's final shift!

Those aren't Saucy-approved jokes.

 

[Swords&Sunflowers]

Those aren't Saucy-approved jokes.

well, these are just backup jokes! lol what do you recommend??!!!

 

[Saucy]

well, these are just backup jokes! lol what do you recommend??!!!

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

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[MrMoe]

Just got a call from my mom that they are going to put our dog down cause he's too old. They are deciding if they bring him back for a few hours to spend some time with him at home before he gets put down. I think I heard my dad crying in the background...

He was our first dog, a great pal, a great guard dog and part of the family. I love him and will miss him.

 

[Saucy]

So sorry to hear that Moe. That's a toughie. Praying for your family!

 

[SarahsKnight]

Just got a call from my mom that they are going to put our dog down cause he's too old. They are deciding if they bring him back for a few hours to spend some time with him at home before he gets put down. I think I heard my dad crying in the background...

He was our first dog, a great pal, a great guard dog and part of the family. I love him and will miss him.

Sorry to hear this, Mr. Moe. This has not been a good week for dogs at all, apparently.

But you can always remember the good times with him. What was his name, may I ask? And what kind of dog was he?

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If I may interject something a bit more light-hearted at such a time, did anyone else here watch that monster movie segment that came on TNT late at night as a child? It was back in the 90's? With this guy hosting named Joe Bob Briggs?

I just now got reminded of that when I stumbled across the Angry Video Game Nerd's interview with him on YouTube. I'm only halfway into the video right now but it doesn't appear to have any swearing, so I think it's safe to post.

No lie. I used to think this dude was actually Norm MacDonald from SNL until seeing this video and being reminded of the movie marathon segment that Joe Bob Briggs hosted.

They just ... look a lot alike to me.