Great nap today,Pastor! Thanks! I really got a lot out of it.
Your spouse says let's go out for dinner tonight.
Your spouse says let's go out for dinner tonight.
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Lioness901
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Like I really wanna spend time with you...
What not to say to someone when they ask "does your dog bite?"
What not to say to someone when they ask "does your dog bite?"
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Maybe she does, and maybe she doesn't. Why don't you try touching her and find out for yourself, then you can let me know.
Someone asks you what year you were born.
Someone asks you what year you were born.
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star in the sky
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Do you like cream pie? cause its going on your face in 10,9,8...
what not to say to a friend who you lost your wedding ring in their car?
what not to say to a friend who you lost your wedding ring in their car?
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Whats with the 13 pizza hut vouchers in the car have you been buying pizza again! You should have called! Why do I have to fight with pepporoni and green peppers? !
Your 4 year old flooded the house leaving the bath water running and hes loving the water everywhere.
Your 4 year old flooded the house leaving the bath water running and hes loving the water everywhere.
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Lioness901
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Today we're gonna play "let's drown!"
What not to say when to someone who is ahead of the line in front of you at the grocery store and they have a bunch of stuff and a coupon for each thing and three screaming kids and you're right behind them holding only one thing and you have a raging headache.
What not to say when to someone who is ahead of the line in front of you at the grocery store and they have a bunch of stuff and a coupon for each thing and three screaming kids and you're right behind them holding only one thing and you have a raging headache.
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Rebecca Sue
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Well just make sure he has is floaties on and fill up the house. It will be fun for him to swim around the house. He can play like the furniture is islands and they really will be.
My neighbors stay in their man cave garage and watch sports and drink beer incessantly. How can I get them to take better care of themselves?
My neighbors stay in their man cave garage and watch sports and drink beer incessantly. How can I get them to take better care of themselves?
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Right after you budge in front of her with your single item, tell her that her kids are ruining everyone's lives, and the junk food she's buying will only make her kids more hyper. It'll be a lightbulb moment for her.
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Tell your neighbor and the guys they need to stop drinking beer, and start drinking green tea; and instead of watching sports, they need to turn on the Christian radio station and listen to sermons instead.
To the clerk at the customer service counter when you need to return a purchase.
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forest flower
His beloved daughter
It can't be returned!? Then I'll return tonight to take what is rightfully mine!
To your classmate who has a crush on you? (Hypothetically)
To your classmate who has a crush on you? (Hypothetically)
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Ice ice rink baby me and you go to the ice ice rink baby (do I hear a parody?)
Your cat just knocked ketcup over on the carpet as you showing your boyfriend your pet cat for the first time
Your cat just knocked ketcup over on the carpet as you showing your boyfriend your pet cat for the first time
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He only does that when he is upset about something or someone. What deep dark information are you hiding from me?
Your mother-in-law wants to have lunch with you, and it's nothing personal against her, but you just don't feel like going out for lunch.
Your mother-in-law wants to have lunch with you, and it's nothing personal against her, but you just don't feel like going out for lunch.
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Oh, uh....sorry, my washer is having a bout of hiccups....and it needs its mother....
What not to say to the President
What not to say to the President
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Now where did you say you got your college degree?....Ohhhh........uh-hu, I see.....well, it looks like that speech course you took didn't leave much of an impression on your skills, now did it?
To the guy whose s'mores you're buying
Now where did you say you got your college degree?....Ohhhh........uh-hu, I see.....well, it looks like that speech course you took didn't leave much of an impression on your skills, now did it?
To the guy whose s'mores you're buying
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Lioness901
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You look like you eat smore's yaself. Man how much do you weigh!? Let me guess they had to baptize you at Sea world right??
To your daughter who just got her first pimple....
To your daughter who just got her first pimple....
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Maybe you should just stay home today. You wouldn't want anyone to see that.
Being introduced to your cousin's new boyfriend.
Being introduced to your cousin's new boyfriend.
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What not to say to a police officer that just pulled you over
What not to say to a police officer that just pulled you over
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