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A Doberman, hey? That breed should have been banned years ago. Keep that monster away from me!
A short person in the store asks you to get something off the top shelf that she can't reach.
A short person in the store asks you to get something off the top shelf that she can't reach.
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Start singing the song, "Short people" as you get it down for them.
Someone who wants to learn to sing.
Someone who wants to learn to sing.
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Rebecca Sue
A child of the King
Tell them they should start out singing every song like it was grunge metal, and as loud as they possibly can. They need to start singing at midnight too..
When you are going to the Doctor..
When you are going to the Doctor..
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Ew how can you eat those? Your so weird for even liking those. Why can't you just like junk food like everybody else?
What not to say to your child when they have a cold...
What not to say to your child when they have a cold...
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Rebecca Sue
A child of the King
Cough all over everyone you see and hug everyone too. No need to cover your mouth, that's a silly wives tail.
What should the groom say to the father of the bride at a shotgun wedding? Should he worry about her six brothers with their shotguns too?
What should the groom say to the father of the bride at a shotgun wedding? Should he worry about her six brothers with their shotguns too?
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Whaddaya know, I brought a couple shotguns today too! Showdown later?
To some kids running around in the hallways at the hotel you're staying at.
To some kids running around in the hallways at the hotel you're staying at.
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Alright you little brat come here and I'll give ya something to run from. Come meet my rabid dog. When he's killed you I'll bake you and put you in a pie. You run in this hallway one more time you even look at this hallway the wrong way and I'll make life miserable for you you little monster.
What not to say when your younger sibling wakes you up in the middle of the night because of a thunderstorm and they are scared.
What not to say when your younger sibling wakes you up in the middle of the night because of a thunderstorm and they are scared.
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Your scared of that? You should be. We will probably all die.
What to say when your boss asks you why your late for work.
What to say when your boss asks you why your late for work.
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Rebecca Sue
A child of the King
None of your business, you are not the boss of me!
What do I tell the telemarketers when they call at dinner time?
What do I tell the telemarketers when they call at dinner time?
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Ohhhhh! Ow ow ow ow ow! I just spilled boiling water all over myself, thanks to you, dumb telemarketer for distracting me!
Wal-Mart greeter says hello and asks if you'd like a shopping cart.
Wal-Mart greeter says hello and asks if you'd like a shopping cart.
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Lioness901
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Get out my way you old fart and no I just wanna juggle everything in the store. Hey I know I'll throw stuff at you and see how quick your reflexes are...
What not to say to someone who's about to go to college for the first time...
What not to say to someone who's about to go to college for the first time...
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I doubt that major you've chosen is going to be worth anything, but hey it's your money to waste, so good luck in school and whatever other good wishes I'm supposed to give you as you embark on this worthless experience.
A friend asks you if you're feeling ok today because you don't seem quite like yourself.
A friend asks you if you're feeling ok today because you don't seem quite like yourself.
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No, you're right. I'm not Myself. What mother names her child "Myself"??!!!
What not to say to a stranger who randomly says hi to you
What not to say to a stranger who randomly says hi to you
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Pshhh. Like you really care about me, a total stranger, enough to say hi to me.
When the cashier mistakenly hands you an extra dollar in change.
When the cashier mistakenly hands you an extra dollar in change.
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Lioness901
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You know we hate you and I don't care
Just shout your mouth get mauled by a bear
I wanna give you a shove just for a start
If Noah saw you'd never be on the ark
You say your canadian but we be hatin
we're not friends hear what I'm sayin
I wanna get a gun and point it at your eyes
I hate your music please go die
your just a baby baby ooooooov yes a baby baby ooooo yes a baby baby oooooooooo just go please go and die
Just shout your mouth get mauled by a bear
I wanna give you a shove just for a start
If Noah saw you'd never be on the ark
You say your canadian but we be hatin
we're not friends hear what I'm sayin
I wanna get a gun and point it at your eyes
I hate your music please go die
your just a baby baby ooooooov yes a baby baby ooooo yes a baby baby oooooooooo just go please go and die
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I must admit, your poetry skills are fairly impressive!! And yes, he deserves every word!What not to say to a friend of a friend
What not to say to
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You know what they say - "the enemy of my enemy is my friend". So, since we're both friends with (name of friend), that technically makes you and me enemies. So, go away from me, you jerk!
When the dentist office phones you to remind you that you have an appointment in a couple days.
When the dentist office phones you to remind you that you have an appointment in a couple days.
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