Things You Should NOT Say on the First Date

[Radagast]

"My favourite movie is 'My Super Ex-Girlfriend'"

 

[shineyourlight]

OK, that one is just terrifying.

He needs to know how SERIOUS I am.

 

[Radagast]

He needs to know how SERIOUS I am.

There is an old story about a Jewish tailor who lived in Istanbul, long ago. One of the Sultan's many wives made a move on him.

Being a wise man, and knowing the story of Potiphar's wife, he went straight home, dug up the small bag of gold he had buried under the floor for emergencies, left all his other possessions behind, and walked out of the city that very afternoon.

Hearing "Second date, we're going wedding dress and tuxedo shopping" makes me feel what that Jewish tailor felt.

 

[mojoboy31]

Second date, we're going wedding dress and tuxedo shopping.

Third date: meet the parents/ surprise it's actually the wedding!!!

 

[writewords]

We're eating off the dollar menu.

 

[shineyourlight]

Third date: meet the parents/ surprise it's actually the wedding!!!

How should we tell them?

We're eating off the dollar menu.

Who's payin'?

 

[mojoboy31]

How should we tell them?

I think when the pastor walks in and says: "dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...." they'll figure out what's going on...

 

[Praising Him]

The other gender would say to me why are you afraid of commitment?

 

[Lizgee]

“My ex girlfriend used to do that.” X all night

 

[Radagast]

“My ex girlfriend used to do that.”

She was really good at it too.

 

[Lizgee]

She was really good at it too.

One guy talked about his ex girlfriend so much - more along the lines of “she used to laugh at that joke a lot”...... can make for an awkward conversation.

 

[Radagast]

One guy talked about his ex girlfriend so much - more along the lines of “she used to laugh at that joke a lot”...... can make for an awkward conversation.

You're not wrong, sister.

And it's the same the other way around.

 

[shineyourlight]

I think when the pastor walks in and says: "dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...." they'll figure out what's going on...

Whew. I'm glad at least one of us knows what we're doing.

 

[Radagast]

Whew. I'm glad at least one of us knows what we're doing.

 

[shineyourlight]

He's my favorite.

 

[Radagast]

He's my favorite.

The bishop, the prince, or the evil sidekick?

 

[shineyourlight]

The bishop, the prince, or the evil sidekick?

The bishop, of course.

You can't beat, "Mawwage is what bwings us together today. Mawwage, that blessed awwangement, that dweam wiffin a dweam. And wuv, twoo wuv will fowow you foweva....so tweasure your wuv."

 

[dzheremi]

I hope everyone in this thread eventually finds twuu wuv.

 

[Radagast]

I hope everyone in this thread eventually finds twuu wuv.

Or piracy. Piracy is good too.

 

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