The Excuse Game

[lucypevensie]

It'll just get messy again. There's no point.

Let the cat out.

 

[MissRowy]

I would let the cat out but she seems to have attached herself to your favourite chair and wont let go...

please hang my washing out

 

[Matthew-59]

I probably shouldn't because it's too windy out and would blow your washings all over the place and you'd never get it all back. I don't want to be responsible for any lost items.

Give the dog a bath.

 

[goddard12]

He'll just roll around in the dirt when he goes outside.

Take out the trash.

 

[lucypevensie]

I don't mind a little odor of garbage. You can take it out if it bothers you.

Go buy me a few groceries for the coming week.

 

[MissRowy]

I ran out of money and therefore can't afford to buy you some groceries

do the dishes for me please

 

[lucypevensie]

It's my rule that I only do dishes if there is a dishwasher available. Otherwise it's a waste of time.

Tell me what time it is.

 

[MissRowy]

Im sorry but the clock has died, my watch broke and there is no way to tell you the time accurately
could you clean out my car for me?

 

[lucypevensie]

I really think you should keep all that stuff in your car. It might come in handy some day.

Give me some of that ibuprofen, will you please?

 

[goddard12]

I would but I might need it for myself. Get your own.

Change the oil in the car.

 

[Matthew-59]

The oil light hasn't come on, so obviously it doesn't need to be changed yet.

Bake some cookies for me.

 

[goddard12]

I would but they'd just get eaten and then we would be right back where we started.

Give me some money.

 

[MissRowy]

Sorry I dont have any money on me at the moment

Make lunch for me please

 

[lucypevensie]

I'm afraid you might have a hidden food allergy, and if you should have a reaction I couldn't live with myself remembering how horribly sick I made you.

Plan a great Thanksgiving celebration for my family.

 

[MissRowy]

I tried organising a celebration but all the caterers were busy

get my boyfriend back for pouring water down my shirt

 

[lucypevensie]

I'm afraid he'll pour water down MY shirt!

Go to work for me today.

 

[goddard12]

I have to work my own job.

Order me a pizza

 

[MissRowy]

Sorry but the pizza places ran out of flour and therefore can't make pizza

make me a coffee

 

[Aratinga]

The giraffe I keep in my refrigerator ate all the coffee, and my 3-toed sloth isn't back from the market yet with more.

Put together this 5000 piece puzzle for me.

 

[MissRowy]

I seem to have lost 4995 of the pieces and cant find them

Put some books into a bookshelf for me