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Cant wash my hands because I just had a shower
Go and read a book
Go and read a book
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The Excuse Game
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Going for a walk is dangerous ,lightening can strike you even on a sunny cloudless day from many miles away.
Would you fill my car up on your way back from the store?
Would you fill my car up on your way back from the store?
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I've decided I'm not going to contribute to air pollution any more, so until they make solar powered cars, I won't be buying any gas.
Turn down the volume on the TV.
Turn down the volume on the TV.
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There are bacteria all over the remote control I will not risk becoming ill over your sensitivities and its very thoughtless for you to expect me to.
May I borrow $20?
May I borrow $20?
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All I have is this suitcase full of 100s, and you did ask for 20, so for me to give you a 100 would be wrong.
Will you please clean the shower when you've finished in there?
Will you please clean the shower when you've finished in there?
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The products required to clean the shower may cause me breathing difficulties says so right on the warning label.So thats not recommended .
Will you stop talking so much ?
Will you stop talking so much ?
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Well. I'm an extroverted and as such, I NEED to say what's on my mind or else I will be incredibly unhappy, and you wouldn't want that, I'm sure.
Could yo please stop snoring?
Could yo please stop snoring?
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I would love to but I think I'm overqualified.
Why didn't you water my plants while I was out of town you promised you would?
Why didn't you water my plants while I was out of town you promised you would?
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I thought I'd be extra nice and treat them to some coca cola instead, for a treat, you know. Guess they didn't like it.
Will you give me a ride to work today?
Will you give me a ride to work today?
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Its funny you should ask that.I got this strange cramp in my foot yesterday so today I thought I would give my foot ,the right one,the one I would need to push the break and the gas peddle with a rest.If the cramp came back while I was driving it wouldn't be safe and I wouldn't want to put you in any danger because I care about you too much.
Can I borrow your black dress to go to dinner tonight in ?
Can I borrow your black dress to go to dinner tonight in ?
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Sorry, but I gave up cross-dressing a few years ago and gave all my dresses away already. Bummer, 
I should have kept that black one for you if only I'd known you needed it for tonight. 
Please make something for me to eat.
I should have kept that black one for you if only I'd known you needed it for tonight. Please make something for me to eat.
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Sorry but I gave all my food to the next door neighbour
Can you pay my phone bill for me?
Can you pay my phone bill for me?
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Did you call me on that phone? No, you didn't. So why should I pay for something that didn't even benefit me?
Will you please stop asking so many questions?
Will you please stop asking so many questions?
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No because all I have is lots of answers!!
Will you pay my power bill instead??
Will you pay my power bill instead??
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The volume button fell off
Can you get some groceries for me?
Can you get some groceries for me?
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