The Excuse Game

[MissRowy]

My car broke down therefore I cant pick up your package

take some plates to the kitchen for me

 

[goddard12]

No, there's nothing in it for me.

Can you tell me a bed time story?

 

[MissRowy]

I would but I don't have anything suitable to read

can you empty the garbage?

 

[Matthew-59]

can you empty the garbage?

I don't want to. I like having a lot of garbage around. It's a fashion statement and very organically aromatic... good for the sinus and nasal passages.

Eat some homemade soup.

 

[lucypevensie]

Homemade soup is icky. The kind in a can is way better.

Did you eat a healthy dinner tonight?

 

[Aratinga]

I would have, but I was afraid the Cheetos would spoil if I didn't eat them all right away.

Please hide the bodies.

 

[goddard12]

I would but then I'd be guilty by association.

Cover for me so I can take a break.

 

[lucypevensie]

Not going to because I'm afraid you might not return the favor for me.

Take these siutcases to the car, will you?

 

[goddard12]

No because I don't want you to leave. Who will do all these favors for me if you're gone?

bring me a pillow and blanket so I can nap under my desk.

 

[WannaWitness]

I'm not sure if that would be a good thing or not; you might wake up and bump your head.

Take your medicine.

 

[goddard12]

I don't need it today. Maybe tomorrow.

turn on the tv

 

[WannaWitness]

There's nothing on but commercials. They never show test patterns anymore; that's what I really want to watch.

Stop passing gas.

 

[goddard12]

I would but then I might explode.

Go rake the leaves in my yard.

 

[MissRowy]

Sorry the rake broke and I lost my spare.

Mow the lawn for me

 

[frogalone]

I don't have a lawnmower and you don't either; besides we don't want to upset the neighborhood gangs.

go get me some Reece Cup icecream

 

[Matthew-59]

I'm presently in rehab for a lawn mower addiction. I've been court ordered to stay at least 50 yards away from them or else I go back to jail where they won't even give me green color crayons.

Cross posted again.

go get me some Reece Cup icecream

I did already, but I ate it all on the way home and I am way too tired to go get you some.

Paint a nice picture.

 

[frogalone]

my hands are chapped so it would hurt too much

get me some ice cream+

 

[MissRowy]

I did but it melted on the way so I had to eat it

Go and pick up my boyfriend at the railway station

 

[Matthew-59]

Sorry, no can do. I'm scared of railway stations. The last time I was there a dog bit me.

Clean the bathroom.

 

[frogalone]

it was just cleaned last week and it just got dirty again, so no point

walk the dog.