The Excuse Game

[MissRowy]

the toaster is broken and the grill is producing funny smells so i cant

go and find some nice clothes for me to wear today

 

[mandyangel]

i would but i dont really wear clothes besides bikinis & lingerie so I dont have anything to pick out

can you go make me a glass of fresh squeezed orange juice with none of the yuckie pulp?

 

[Rhamiel]

sorry the oranges have gone bad

can you tell me how to get to the airport?

 

[Matthew-59]

If only I knew which airport you wanted to go to. There are so many to choose from that it's hard to pick just one.

Make some french toast and home-made syrup.

 

[saharagirl101]

Make some french toast and home-made syrup.

I'm Australian, not french. So no-can-do I'm afraid. As for the home-made syrup, I don't know where to buy that from.

I'm a bit full of sugar, what do you recommend I do to fix that?

 

[lucypevensie]

Eat a raw potato. It will absorb the sugar you just ate and lower your blood sugar faster than insulin can.

can you please mop up the mud you tracked in?

 

[saharagirl101]

I didn't track any mud in. Anyway, mud requires rain. We haven't had rain in weeks. Therefore, no mud. No moping.

What should I spend my weekend doing?

 

[lucypevensie]

Hand copy page number 101 in your dictionary and mail it to me.

any way to make a bruise disappear faster?

 

[MissRowy]

sorry i ran out of bruise cream

can you get me a drink im thirsty

 

[lucypevensie]

All I have is salt water, and I doubt you'll want that, picky as you are.

Could you bring me a plate of cookies?

 

[brinny]

read me a story

 

[lucypevensie]

I have no good books.

Mop. Floor. Do it.

 

[brinny]

hahaaaaa no. Besides my mop is incorrigible right now

count these beads.

 

[Matthew-59]

If there's more than 20, I can't count them. That's all the fingers and toes I have, so can't go any higher than that number. Sorry!

Feed the birds outside.

 

[brinny]

what birds?

make a snowman.

 

[MissRowy]

there aint no snow as its summer here

bring the mower inside so it doesnt rust

 

[Matthew-59]

I can't right now, my nose itches.

Bring me a glass of ice water.

 

[Spiritlight]

I cant because it is hot here and the environmentalist in me wont allow greenhouse emissions from a freezer. I'll bring you a fresh fruit juice.


Find me an honest politician from a truthful political party.

 

[saharagirl101]

I would, but they don't exist.

Do my physio exercises for me.

 

[saharagirl101]

I would, but they don't exist.

Do my physio exercises for me.