The Excuse Game

[MissRowy]

hello... the exercises were not meant for me so I aint doing them!!

buy me some more shampoo

 

[Tiberius]

hello... the exercises were not meant for me so I aint doing them!!

buy me some more shampoo

No.

I won't get you shampoo. I'll get you the real stuff.

Go and get dressed.

 

[MissRowy]

I am afraid that my clothes won't let me put them on so I cant get dressed...

get me something to drink

 

[Spiritlight]

I am afraid that my clothes won't let me put them on so I cant get dressed...

get me something to drink

Were out of scotch have some peanuts.
tell everyone what jesus did in the missing years of the bible between 13-30 years old

 

[lucypevensie]

Tell them to look it up themselves - hint: look around after Malachi and before Matthew.

Will you brush the snow off my car in the morning and then warm it up for me?

 

[MissRowy]

I am afraid of snow and my foot is sore so I cant do that

make me a sandwich and a drink please

 

[lucypevensie]

I don't know where the kitchen is.

Take my dog for a walk.

 

[MissRowy]

I am allergic to dogs and come out in horrible rashes when in contact with one

put some clothes in the washing machine for me

 

[lucypevensie]

I might accidentally put an expensive cashmere sweater in there and shrink it, then you'll be all mad at me, and then I'd be all sad. Nope.

Bring me another blanket - I'm cold!

 

[MissRowy]

no you don't need another blanket...go stand under a hot shower for 10 minutes then you will warm up

get me a glass of milk please

 

[WannaWitness]

The milk has expired. You'll have to settle for bottled Lipton tea.

Teach me to play chess.

 

[lucypevensie]

I'm afraid you might defeat me if I teach you how to play. I don't like to lose.

What should I bring to a Superbowl party?

 

[country woman]

you should bring buffalo beans

where do you go shopping

 

[MissRowy]

If I told you that you would steal all my bargains

pick my boyfriend up from the station please cos I cant be bothered to

 

[lucypevensie]

I can't be bothered either. Besides, he should probably do some walking.

Fold my laundry.

 

[MissRowy]

well I cant be bothered to fold YOUR washing but could you do mine?

 

[lucypevensie]

I'm really not very gifted in laundry arts.

please put the muffins in the freezer.

 

[country woman]

I can`t put the muffins in the freezer I ate them


can you take me someplace

 

[Matthew-59]

Sorry, I can't take you someplace. I don't know where that is.

Reschedule my doctor appointment for me.

 

[country woman]

I don`t know who your doctor is

Can you ride horses