The Excuse Game

[sunsong12]

No electricity out here, no generator and ran out of propane last night. You'll have to eat a can of cold beans.

go buy me a propane generator so that I can be prepared for the next time.

 

[lucypevensie]

I think generators have been outlawed. Not going to waste time looking for one on the black market.

Take my dog for a run.

 

[saharagirl101]

i just said in another thread that i don't really do running...so not to make myself out to be a liar...no can do.

send some of your cold weather to Australia! we need rain and we have bushfires

 

[lucypevensie]

I'd send you about 40 extra negative degrees farenheit, but I just love below zero too much!

Hold my hands and warm them up.

 

[MissRowy]

I don't want your cold hands!!

come and finish mowing my lawn

 

[Spiritlight]

I am a vegetarian and am not eating that ham sandwich

Why have you not embraced veganism?

 

[MissRowy]

um i think you need to read the previous comment!

 

[Spiritlight]

um i think you need to read the previous comment!

I cant read. I use telepathy to operate my keyboard.

Can you read?

 

[lucypevensie]

I never understood why reading is so important.

Can you get me a bandage for my finger?

 

[sunsong12]

Had to use the last bandage when I cut my arm last night.

Get me a candle just in case the electricity goes out again tonight.

 

[MissRowy]

im sorry but they have banned the use of candles due to wax shortages

can you turn the fans on for me

 

[lucypevensie]

They're not plugged in. Sorry.

Please turn off the lights.

 

[brinny]

sorry, can't reach the light switches

can you make me an avocado smoothie?

 

[mandyangel]

sorry i tried but i dunno what an avocado is

can you spray whipped cream all over my body?

 

[saharagirl101]

Um. I'd love to. But thats kind weird...so no.

can you cook my dinner?

 

[lucypevensie]

I don't even know how to make toast, nor do I feel like learning.


Please turn on the TV.

 

[brinny]

tv is addictive so i'm gonna spare yu and leave it off

sing "God Bless America"

 

[lucypevensie]

I can't sing in English

Get me an ice pack?

 

[brinny]

me fridge is refusing to make ice

take a picture of the sunset

 

[lucypevensie]

I'm no professional photographer.

Pop some bread into the toaster.