The Excuse Game

[saharagirl101]

I'd love to and all. But its mid afternoon where I am, and you shouldn't go to bed in the afternoon or you won't sleep at night. Not good at all for you.

Can you write my job applications for me? That'd be awesome as.

 

[MissRowy]

As I don't know what jobs you are going for it is pointless for me to fill out your applications

Get my boyfriend back for pouring water over me

 

[lucypevensie]

I better not because maybe you deserved to have water poured on you.

Wash some work pants so I can go to work in the proper dress code.

 

[saharagirl101]

Nah, I don't think so...proper dress code is over-rated. Go in casual clothes, make a statement.

Train to be a physiotherapist so you can fix my back for me and save me having to go this afternoon.

 

[MissRowy]

And go to uni again for 5 years I dont think so

get me a cool drink cos its such a hot day

 

[lucypevensie]

Um, it's like 17° F out there today. If you're hot you must have a fever. Have a couple Tylenol instead. It'll cool you right off.

Drive my son to school today. He'll tell you the directions if you don't know.

 

[MissRowy]

My car is in the garage suffering from heat exhaustion like myself...therefore I cant drive him

put some washing in the machine for me

 

[Carmella Prochaska]

I'm afraid that the machine explodes on me & the dirty clothes will dirty me

Come pay me a visit

 

[MissRowy]

I don't know where you live and its too expensive

make me something to eat please

 

[lucypevensie]

I'm not feeling well, and the sight of food makes me want to hurl. You do NOT want that happening!

Get me some Tylenol, please!

 

[sunsong12]

All out of Tylenol over here where I live.

Make an appointment for me to have eye surgery.

 

[lucypevensie]

I have a phobia about phoning eye doctors.

Fold these 3 baskets of laundry.

 

[MissRowy]

sorry but my folding skills are lousy therefore I cant fold your washing

could you make me some toast?

 

[Matthew-59]

Sorry, but my toaster burnt out and I have to wait until my next paycheck to buy another one. You'll need to eat toast before that, so I am not able to help you this time.

Feed the stray dog.

 

[lucypevensie]

I'm not up to date on rabies shots.

I have a sink full of dirty dishes with your name all over them. Suggest you get on that right away.

 

[MissRowy]

sorry ran out of dish washing detergent...

go and buy some detergent so i can wash your dishes

 

[Tiberius]

No, no.

You buy.

Find me a youtube video of Consuela saying that line please!

 

[saharagirl101]

Really can't, on limited internet downloads and I have no idea who Consuela is anyway.

Please make it rain!

 

[lucypevensie]

I hurt my ankle and can't do the magic rain dance I usually do. Have to wait till I get better, which will probably take a really long time.

Will you go start my car so it warms up by the time we leave for church? (It's opposite here - under 10° F this week)

 

[Matthew-59]

I can't because I gotta get mine started. (Possible "high" here tomorrow of -7° F )

Make me some tea and an english muffin.