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But is Dave charismatic enough to unite the masses behind him?

Aztec calender end December 23, 2012 doesn't it? The Aztecs are cool, I'll believe them.

And China is building a military highway to the Middle East. China vs. guys with rpgs and scarves, humm...
 
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I couldnt unite a boyscout troop back when I was in the scouts, probably cant do it with a bunch of countries either. Of course....I didnt have a way of punishing those little brats.... I dunno, I might could pull it off, but I would probably start with Germany as my major base of operations, so I could conquer France easily and force their men into battle against Belgium and Spain. We would then move into Italy and Switzerland, then eventually Poland and Austria, so as to protect the heart of the Fatherland from Russia and the UK. The US will most likely be too busy in trying to conquer the Middle East to pose a true military threat. I wouldnt be able to do it with such small numbers if they had standard conventional weapons. I would need to work on an advanced body armor for our soldiers, as well as stronger assault rifles. Our tanks would have to be a lot stronger as well, and I may utilize mechanical exoskeletons to creat heavy armor troops(and they have the tech to do that too!) From there, I would definately follow Bismarck's advise and side with Russia. However, I would not be too happy with what the US media says I;m sure, as they tend to demonize their enemies long after they defeat them and long before they are a true threat.
 
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Ah, see, that was another reason I never tried it. Unless I could go into tech and develop something worth selling for big money to fuel my war effort, I would have no way. I figure I'd sell these exoskeletons to countries like China, and then have a failsafe mechansim with which we can deactivate them all once we come to invade those nations.
 
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Traitor, selling weapons to other countries! The CIA is on their way. Bye.

OK, so cats are bio-mechanical robots. I mean, how else could they land on their feet every time they fall? That's not normal. Their purpose is to steal our credit card information. After a cat comes home from the shelter, it must be fixed within a certain number of days. Before being fixed, the cat makes every effort to find birth cerficates, social security numbers, etc. "Fixing" is just a scam. It is really extraction of the animal's outdated memory storage system(containing the credit card information). If the cat failed, it is given a new memory storage system and tries again. After it has found what it was looking for, it gets 'worms'. Not really, just the memory storage system preparing to be extracted and using the food the cat eats as energy. Then it's another trip to the 'vet', the worst(best?) con artist the world has ever seen.

Bats are surface-to-air missles. I mean, a rat with wings that isn't a pigeon, how does that happen? And what do they need radar for if not missles?

I have the same birthday as the famous musician from the 70s, John Denver. He was born in Roswell, New Mexico, around the same time the 'Weather ballon' exploded. He did a song called 'Perhaps, Love' with a Russian opera singer Placido Domingo. More like an exchange of secret UFO information to the Reds! In exchange, the Russians told him that he could go back in time and be born on the same day as Megachihuahua.
 
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LOL!!!!!! ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O.....M.....G!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAA!!!!!!!!!!

Dave...Mega....for kids sooo much younger than me....you guys are sooo funny :D WOW....I can't stop laughing!!!! Esspecially about the cat thing.....LOL!!!
 
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Manfred's jaw dropped. "Dissapointed? Well, I mean, yes...I'm a bit frightened by being a mile in the sky, traveling at high speeds... but would Sathria truly be displeased if she were to find out?" Manfred asked nervously, as the thought of Sathria being truly unhappy with him scared him more than any horse, skyship, or life threatening height.
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Sorry, that was me banging my head on the keyboard. Come on, either you are speaking nonesense or I am just too out of it to understand today. Please, just tell me what youre getting at!
 
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*sigh* Since you've obviously never heard of Erik Erikson or his stages of development, I will explain in simple terms.

WHY DOES THE THOUGHT OF SATHRIA BEING UNHAPPY SCARE HIM SO MUCH THAT HE WOULD LISTEN TO A FREAKIN CRIMINAL SO THAT SHE DOESN'T GET MAD AT HIM? IS HE A MARTYR OR SOMETHING? AM I SPELLING THIS RIGHT, BUT IS HE A [bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse]?
 
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