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That reminds me of a joke!Or is it all
God's money, I forgot.
Three ministers are deciding what to do with the money they received from their offering plates.
The first minister draws a circle in the dirt around him and says, "I'll throw the money in the air, and whatever lands outside the circle is God's, whatever lands inside the circle I'll keep for myself."
The second minister draws a circle in the dirt around him and says, "I'll throw the money in the air, and whatever lands inside the circle is God's, whatever lands outside the circle I'll keep for myself."
The third minister says, "I'll throw the money in the air and whatever God wants, He can keep".
I left out the specific "denominations" to make it less offensive.
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