- May 5, 2016
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When he was at work, I texted him, "How do I cook a 25 pound turkey in the microwave?"
He texted back, "I don't know. Google it."
I waited for a few minutes. Then he called me and said, "You cannot stuff a 25-pound turkey in the microwave!!!
I got him. He finally got it.
I don't care who you are, that's funny. He laughed his head off and threatened to short-sheet the bed.
Marriage is a joy!!
All good things
Emmy
He texted back, "I don't know. Google it."
I waited for a few minutes. Then he called me and said, "You cannot stuff a 25-pound turkey in the microwave!!!
I got him. He finally got it.
I don't care who you are, that's funny. He laughed his head off and threatened to short-sheet the bed.
Marriage is a joy!!
All good things
Emmy