Dumbest Jokes of All Time

[Presbyterian Continuist]

He had an enlarged prostate. The surgery from what I understand was successful and no cancer unless there is more news. What’s funny about King Charles facial expression is they can be read in so many different ways.

ETA: Just saw the news. Sad indeed. I’ve always been a fan of the royal family. Prayers for him.

There was a real beauty of Lyndon Johnson with a very pained face, photo taken when he visited NZ years ago. The picture appeared in the Victoria University Capping Magazine with the toilet tissue caption. It was a classic! Sadly, I can't find it on Google images yet. If I can find it, I want to use it in the church bulletin.

 

[returntosender]

I deleted the picture out of respect because King Charles has been diagnosed with cancer. It might be good to delete the picture in your post.

I'm glad, i don't see the humor in his crying for any reason

 

[Michie]

I'm glad, i don't see the humor in his crying for any reason

Problem is, he was not crying.

 

[Michie]

What's the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? "Oops!"

 

[Michie]

There was a real beauty of Lyndon Johnson with a very pained face, photo taken when he visited NZ years ago. The picture appeared in the Victoria University Capping Magazine with the toilet tissue caption. It was a classic! Sadly, I can't find it on Google images yet. If I can find it, I want to use it in the church bulletin.

He liked conducting business in the potty. 41 seconds.

 

[Michie]

Can we keep this thread lighthearted and fun without trying to pick fights??

 

[Michie]

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"

 

[Michie]

 

[Michie]

 

[Presbyterian Continuist]

The flatulence society had to cut their monthly meeting short because members were collapsing through methane poisoning.

 

[tampasteve]

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haha, as a Floridian, I can say this is highly accurate.

 

[Michie]

If you're American when you go in the
bathroom and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

 

[Michie]

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?​

10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.

 

[Michie]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.​

Get it?

 

[returntosender]

I think this thread has become insulting to the misfortune of others, the sad, the elderly, let's see, how about the handicap and the disabled. The list goes on. Don't forget ethnic.

 

[Michie]

I met a girl crying outside a mall.​

I asked her what's wrong, she said she lost 200$. So I gave her 40$ from the 200$ I picked up at the entrance.

When god blesses you, you must bless others.

 

[returntosender]

Can we keep this thread lighthearted and fun without trying to pick fights??

Not at the expense of others.

 

[Michie]

A nun runs crying out of the doctor's office​

The nurse asks the doctor "Why is she so upset?"

"Oh," the doctor says, "I just told her she was pregnant."

"Oh my! She's pregnant?"

"No, not really, but I sure cured her hiccups."

 

[Michie]

 

[Michie]