Dumbest Jokes of All Time

[ozso]

What pronouns does chocolate use?

Her/she.

 

[Sabertooth]

Could someone explain this joke to me?

Hebrews his coffee.

 

[Sabertooth]

When is a joke a dad joke?

It becomes apparent.

It is also known as Pop corn...!

 

[JohnC101]

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who count and those who can't.

 

[ozso]

What's worse, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

 

[prodromos]

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who count and those who can't.

Two in one people are schizophrenic.

 

[ozso]

My wife complained that I don't buy her flowers.

I didn't even know she sold flowers.

 

[bradley5201]

Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!

How do you organize a space party?
You planet!

 

[JohnC101]

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.

 

[Bob Crowley]

I went to the School of Shoe Menders’ 50th anniversary dinner. What a load of old cobblers!

 

[prodromos]

I went to the School of Shoe Menders’ 50th anniversary dinner. What a load of old cobblers!

"My father was a cobbler, and his father before him and his uncles, and their father before them going back 10 generations"

"That's a lot of cobblers!"

"No, it's true!"

 

[Presbyterian Continuist]

A recent news report said of an African prophet who wanted to replicate Daniel's night in the lions den, so he entered the lions den at the local zoo, and as soon as he entered, the lions immediately ate him. This mean that he turned from a prophet to a loss!

 

[jacks]

A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God to ask, “God, what is a million years to you?”
God replies, “My son, a million years to you is like a second to me.”
The man asks, “God, what is a million dollars to you?”
God replies, “My son, a million dollars to you is less than a penny to me. It means almost nothing to me.”
The man asks, “So God, can I have a million dollars?”
And God replies, “In a second.”

 

[returntosender]

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Toilet tissue too rough?

 

[JohnC101]

 

[returntosender]

I must be dumb. These jokes seem very funny to. Me, except for 1.

 

[Michie]

Bacon and eggs walk into a restaurant. The host says, "We don't serve breakfast here."

 

[Michie]

Two fish are swimming and run into a concrete wall. One looks at the other and says, "Dam."

 

[Presbyterian Continuist]

I deleted the picture out of respect because King Charles has been diagnosed with cancer. It might be good to delete the picture in your post.

 

[Michie]

I deleted the picture out of respect because King Charles has been diagnosed with cancer. It might be good to delete the picture in your post.

He had an enlarged prostate. The surgery from what I understand was successful and no cancer unless there is more news. What’s funny about King Charles facial expression is they can be read in so many different ways.

ETA: Just saw the news. Sad indeed. I’ve always been a fan of the royal family. Prayers for him.