CF Flirting Thread

[mojoboy31]

Yeah well I don't have to flirt. I just win women over with my awkwardness.

 

[shineyourlight]

*slides into this thread*

Well, helloooooooooo boys.

*slides back out*

 

[mojoboy31]

*slides into this thread*

Well, helloooooooooo boys.

*slides back out*

well hello there...

 

[Rigatoni]

Well this thread just got interesting.

 

[Radagast]

I've always wondered if this line really works:

 

[shineyourlight]

well hello there...

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I was going to post a really weird gif in response to yours, but....I'll spare you.

 

[Praising Him]

I am so antisocial that firting would make me afraid of the other gender.

 

[mojoboy31]

I was going to post a really weird gif in response to yours, but....I'll spare you.

Bawk bawk

 

[shineyourlight]

Bawk bawk
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Excuse me?

 

[mojoboy31]

Excuse me?

Well I'm most definitely *not* calling you chicken... Don't know how you might have gotten that impression, but it's completely, totally, and in all other ways, inconceivable.

 

[shineyourlight]

Well I'm most definitely *not* calling you chicken... Don't know how you might have gotten that impression, but it's completely, totally, and in all other ways, inconceivable.

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Silly me.

I have no idea where I got such a notion.

 

[mojoboy31]

Silly me.

I have no idea where I got such a notion.

Somebody call Scooby and the gang, we got a mystery on our hands...

 

[JustSomeBloke]

Uh uh, aah
Uh uh, aah
Uh uh, aah
Uh uh, aah

Ridin along on the pushbike honey
When I noticed you
Ridin downtown in a hurry honey
Down South Avenue

You looked so pretty
As you were ridin along
You looked so pretty
As you were singin this song

Uh uh, aah
Uh uh, aah
Uh uh, aah
Uh uh, aah

Well I put on speed and I tried catchin up
But you were peddling harder too
Ridin along like a hurricane honey
Spinnin out of view

You looked so pretty
As you were ridin along
You looked so pretty
As you were singin this song

(Sing this song)
Round round wheels going round round round
Down up peddles down up down
But I gotta get across to the other side of town
Before the sun goes down
Hey Hey

Uh uh, aah
Uh uh, aah
Uh uh, aah
Uh uh, aah

Now we're ridin along on the bicycle honey
That's a bicycle built for two
I'm lookin at my honey in the rear view mirror
Now I got a better view

You looked so pretty
As you were ridin along
You looked so pretty
As you were singin this song

(Sing this song)
Round round wheels going round round round
Down up peddles down up down
But I gotta get across to the other side of town
Before the sun goes down
Hey Hey

Uh uh, aah
Uh uh, aah
Uh uh, aah
Uh uh, aah

 

[shineyourlight]

Uh uh, aah
Uh uh, aah
Uh uh, aah
Uh uh, aah

Ridin along on the pushbike honey
When I noticed you
Ridin downtown in a hurry honey
Down South Avenue

You looked so pretty
As you were ridin along
You looked so pretty
As you were singin this song

Uh uh, aah
Uh uh, aah
Uh uh, aah
Uh uh, aah

Well I put on speed and I tried catchin up
But you were peddling harder too
Ridin along like a hurricane honey
Spinnin out of view

You looked so pretty
As you were ridin along
You looked so pretty
As you were singin this song

(Sing this song)
Round round wheels going round round round
Down up peddles down up down
But I gotta get across to the other side of town
Before the sun goes down
Hey Hey

Uh uh, aah
Uh uh, aah
Uh uh, aah
Uh uh, aah

Now we're ridin along on the bicycle honey
That's a bicycle built for two
I'm lookin at my honey in the rear view mirror
Now I got a better view

You looked so pretty
As you were ridin along
You looked so pretty
As you were singin this song

(Sing this song)
Round round wheels going round round round
Down up peddles down up down
But I gotta get across to the other side of town
Before the sun goes down
Hey Hey

Uh uh, aah
Uh uh, aah
Uh uh, aah
Uh uh, aah

Oh, shucks.

Thanks.

 

[JustSomeBloke]

Oh, shucks.

Thanks.

When I see my baby
What do I see
Poetry
Poetry in motion

Poetry in motion
Walkin' by my side
Her lovely locomotion
Keeps my eyes open wide

Poetry in motion
See her gentle sway
A wave out on the ocean
Could never move that way

I love every movement
And there's nothing I would change
She doesn't need improvement
She's much too nice to rearrange

Poetry in motion
Dancing close to me
A flower of devotion
A swaying gracefully

Whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa

Poetry in motion
See her gentle sway
A wave out on the ocean
Could never move that way

I love every movement
There's nothing I would change
She doesn't need improvement
She's much too nice to rearrange

Poetry in motion
All that I adore
No number-nine love potion
Could make me love her more

Whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa


Johnny Tillotson - Poetry in Motion

 

[Rest]

*slides into this thread*

Well, helloooooooooo boys.

*slides back out*

I think I've flirted with you enough.

Unless of course, it wasn't enough.

 

[ReesePiece23]

Beautiful woman walks past.

All of the men within eye shot turn their heads and gawk at her.

Me: indifference - and if I do look at her, it's with mild contempt.

She then chases ME and stalks all of my socials for years. I end up having her, her sister and her mother, how? With "The Reese Method" - this is a course that usually goes for $1,207 but you - YOU, the lucky reader, can access this mystical formula for the LOW price of $45.99!

Yeah... I know I've used this joke before, but I like running things into the ground lol.

 

[shineyourlight]

I think I've flirted with you enough.

Unless of course, it wasn't enough.

I don't know how to receive this comment.

Recalculating.

#thisishowiflirt
#heyboyhey
#ilikepizzadoyou?

 

[Rest]

I don't know how to receive this comment.

Recalculating.

#thisishowiflirt
#heyboyhey
#ilikepizzadoyou?

#withhashtags?
#hey
#extragarlicplease

 

[shineyourlight]

*bites upper lip* Hello men.....