CF Flirting Thread

[LadyOfMystery]

You:

That's totally me except without the receding hairline

 

[shineyourlight]

You:

Excuse me? More like you.

For more comebacks like these, please request via DM for your happy occasions (or not so happy) such as birthday parties, weddings, first fights. I do them all.

 

[shineyourlight]

That's totally me except without the receding hairline

A client called me bald the other day.

I responded with, "I know," and pretended to cry as I walked away.

These are the things I do 99% of the time to get clients out of their behaviors.

 

[mojoboy31]

That's totally me except without the receding hairline

I KNEW IT

Excuse me? More like you.

For more comebacks like these, please request via DM for your happy occasions (or not so happy) such as birthday parties, weddings, first fights. I do them all.

[insert witty comeback here]

 

[LadyOfMystery]

It's first come first serve, better get in that DM queue XD I might have to hire

 

[LadyOfMystery]

A client called me bald the other day.

I responded with, "I know," and pretended to cry as I walked away.

These are the things I do 99% of the time to get clients out of their behaviors.

I love this SO much lol

 

[shineyourlight]

I KNEW IT

[insert witty comeback here]

It's first come first serve, better get in that DM queue XD I might have to hire

Looks like my services are in need here.

*open DM box* Request away, ladies & gentlemen.

 

[mojoboy31]

Looks like my services are in need here.

*open DM box* Request away, ladies & gentlemen.

Oh yeah? Well your mom is a poopy-pants. So

 

[shineyourlight]

Oh yeah? Well your mom is a poopy-pants. So

Well, I NEVER.....

*stomps away angrily*

 

[mojoboy31]

*stomps away angrily*

Funny, that's the usual reaction I get when I try to flirt with a girl.

 

[shineyourlight]

Funny, that's the usual reaction I get when I try to flirt with a girl.

When I try to flirt, they tend to become a ghost haha.

 

[SarahsKnight]

Duplicate post

 

[SarahsKnight]

Duplicate post ... again

 

[SarahsKnight]

My style of flirting usually consists of frequently staring at a person I wanna flirt with

Boy I'll bet that works well with the ladies.

 

[mojoboy31]

Boy I'll bet that works well with the ladies.

I'm so popular, I'm like Captain Superman!

 

[shineyourlight]

 

[mojoboy31]

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That's the single greatest pickup line of all time. But they shortened it down.

It should say: The Bible tells us to think about whatever is honest, whatever is commendable, whatever is pure, and whatever is lovely-- so I've been thinking about you all day.

 

[shineyourlight]

That's the single greatest pickup line of all time. But they shortened it down.

It should say: The Bible tells us to think about whatever is honest, whatever is commendable, whatever is pure, and whatever is lovely-- so I've been thinking about you all day.

Time to make a new meme, Mojo. Get on that.

 

[Somber]

*looks in thread* oh...