It was not a nice try.
It is the truth.
The simple facts say that a Thursday or Friday crucifixion does not work.
If Jesus was crucified on Thursday, it would be Sunday at 3:00PM when He would be risen.
If Jesus was crucified on Friday, it would be Monday at 3:00PM when He would be risen.
Jesus said to the thief on the cross that He would be with Him in Paradise that very day. Jesus did not go to Heaven during His three days and three nights. Jesus was in the Heart of the Earth. Jesus went to Abraham's bosom and Jesus visited those who perished during the global flood in Sheol.
God is very precise on how He does things.
If three days and three nights does not mean 72 hours exactly then we can just start to allegorize other facts in the Bible.
Only a Wednesday crucifixion fits what Scripture says.
In fact, Mary could not buy spices to anoint Jesus on Thursday because it was a High Holy day or High Sabbath according to the Pharisee’s misguided traditions. Shops and markets would have been closed, so she could not go out and buy any spices to annoint Jesus. However, there would have been time for her to buy and prepare the spices on Friday. This is why a Thursday and Friday crucifixion does not work. If Jesus was crucified on a Thursday, the next days Friday and Saturday would have both been a Sabbath. She would not have had time to buy and prepare any spices to anoint Jesus. If Jesus was crucified on a Friday, again, she would not be able to buy and prepare spices. The next day would be a Saturday Sabbath, and shops would be closed at sundown on the beginning calendar day of Sunday for her to buy the spices.
Note:
Some say Mark 16:9 is a declaration of the point of when Christ had risen. However, this is merely talking about how Christ was already risen.
"Now when Jesus was risen early the first day of the week,..." (Mark 16:9).
It's talking about the physical state of the body of Jesus and not about the actual event of Him being risen. For example: Bob can say, "when Rick was alive the first day of the week." This does not imply that Rick was not alive the previous day.