Bushido216 said:
Where, John? I'd like to see this.
Fundies Say the Darndest Things! June 2003 Edition:
http://users.rcn.com/rostmd/winace/fundies/fstdt_jun03.htm
This is a favorite year of mine: not only is it a banner year for John, but one of our Muslim fundamentalists made it, and there are a few choice Harry Potter and Pokemon quotes taken from another forum, plus a question regarding who will moderate it and if its rules will change after the rapture.
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"Biology is not my job, so it is not up to me to come up with a better [classification] system. Let's look at an example: Animal, vegetable or Mineral. Is the Pearl produced by a claim a animal or a mineral?"
- JohnR7, ChristianForums
"If science claims that one species changed into another, then that simply means they do not know what a species is. Because the Bible clearly says that God created 'according to their kind'."
- JohnR7, ChristianForums
"You started to let satan or demons do your thinking for you [when you began questioning]."
- JohnR7, ChristianForums
"In order to do that I would actually have to read the thread. I will take your advise under consideration and give it some thought. But for now my objective is just to have fun with your guys. I like to push your buttons."
- JohnR7, ChristianForums
"Now I am NOT SAYING all sick people are sinners, but often this is the case."
- JohnR7, ChristianForums
"If people will turn away from their sin, then God would heal them of aids. People want healed, but they do not want to give up their sin and their stinking thinking. We see hundreds, even thousands of people healed of aids in Africa, because they repent of their sin and turn to God."
- JohnR7, ChristianForums
"Also, you have to take into consideration that demons can effect the thinking of so called men of science to deceive them. We already see so many areas that people are deceived in, because they do not accept the truth of the Bible. So if they are deceived and in error in a area we can observe them in, then how can they be trusted in areas that we are not as knowledgeable in?"
- JohnR7, ChristianForums
"'Soundly refuted' [creationist arguments,] what a joke. I don't know who your trying to kid. Do you guys even fool yourselves with this one? Those resposes would not hold water if your life depended on it. If you actually tried to use them in the real world, they would shatter into 1000 peices. Most of them don't even address the real issue but is an attempt to knock down your own strawman."
- JohnR7, ChristianForums
"We know that there is a fire coming that is going to cleanse this world of ALL unGodlyness. I was wondering, if that cleansing fire were to go though this board and burn up any part of these posts that was not of God, what would be left? Would there be anything at all, other than maybe a scripture here and there?"
- JohnR7, ChristianForums
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