Dinosaurs never existed!

[coffee4u]

Gosh, I'm Australian... there we go, I wasn't aware I don't exist. Or that even if I do, I spent the first 30 years of my life in a country that doesn't exist. But here you go, someone said it on the internet, so it must be true... (Hang on, that's from a New Zealand site, and presumably they don't exist either. They're always getting left off maps, after all, so that proves it. )

And talking of being Australian, I happen to have grown up in a town close to one of the most significant fossil excavation sites in Australia, one that has actually helped to rewrite paleontologists' understanding of ancient life and particularly of the evolution of mammals. And yes, there are dinosaur bones there as well. So I'm afraid I find it extremely difficult to swallow the idea that dinosaurs were faked or that there's no evidence for evolution or indeed that the earth is only 6,000 years old. Funnily enough, having that background doesn't make it difficult at all for me to believe in God and Jesus and revere the Bible and be a Christian, by the way.

Yep.

My daughter brought my attention to these "Australia is fake" people. I found the YouTube videos hilarious because they were so passionate about it. Do you have your cheque yet? I wonder how much we are owed. A nice big tax break wouldn't go astray.
This guy (warning lots of F this and that)

As to the fossil excavation site, we will have to agree to disagree. I think that is a marvellous example of the flood.

 

[Llleopard]

Gosh, I'm Australian... there we go, I wasn't aware I don't exist. Or that even if I do, I spent the first 30 years of my life in a country that doesn't exist. But here you go, someone said it on the internet, so it must be true... (Hang on, that's from a New Zealand site, and presumably they don't exist either. They're always getting left off maps, after all, so that proves it. )

And talking of being Australian, I happen to have grown up in a town close to one of the most significant fossil excavation sites in Australia, one that has actually helped to rewrite palaeontologists' understanding of ancient life and particularly of the evolution of mammals. And yes, there are dinosaur bones there as well. So I'm afraid I find it extremely difficult to swallow the idea that dinosaurs were faked or that there's no evidence for evolution or indeed that the earth is only 6,000 years old. Funnily enough, having that background doesn't make it difficult at all for me to believe in God and Jesus and revere the Bible and be a Christian, by the way.



Yep.

Of course new Zealand exists. That's where the Sydney harbour bridge ends.

 

[JackRT]

So, how do we explain how Abel Tasman manage to sail right past Australia and not notice it but still found Tasmania and New Zealand? The world wonders.

 

[coffee4u]

He was obviously fighting the drop bears. They go for the eyes you know.

 

[Kerensa]

So, how do we explain how Abel Tasman manage to sail right past Australia and not notice it but still found Tasmania and New Zealand? The world wonders.

Maybe Tasmania and New Zealand exist but mainland Australia doesn't. There, that explains it.

 

[Kerensa]

He was obviously fighting the drop bears. They go for the eyes you know.

Not if you smear Vegemite behind your ears!

 

[JackRT]

I've never met an Australian that I didn't like but I don't trust any of them!

 

[Kerensa]

I've never met an Australian that I didn't like but I don't trust any of them!

I wouldn't either, mate.

 

[coffee4u]

Well of course! Now American's really know why we all have a jar in the house. I mean no one would actually eat that stuff, would they...

Disclaimer: I actually love a good slice of Vegemite on toast.

 

[Kerensa]

So do I, don't worry. (And Marmite, here in the UK where I now live, is good too — it actually tastes much the same, but it's not as strong. Not nearly potent enough to repel drop bears. Fortunately we don't have them here...)

 

[High Fidelity]

Did God make 100 million year old fossils on the 8th day?

 

[coffee4u]

I'll leave you to the Marmite, I recall having that years ago and it just wasn't the same.

I've never met an Australian that I didn't like but I don't trust any of them!

Hey now, we're very trustworthy! Vegemite is really Nutella ya'all.

 

[JackRT]

The drop bears went extinct in Canada several thousand years ago. Evidence indicated they were killed off by being gored by jackalopes. Sadly the jackalope itself is highly endangered was last observed about 8 years ago in southwestern Saskatchewan. Here is the last photo:

 

[JackRT]

Did God make 100 million year old fossils on the 8th day?

Perhaps, what about the much older fossils?

 

[Kerensa]

How did the jackalopes get up the trees? Or did the drop bears drop on them and die of impalement??

 

[Kerensa]

Perhaps, what about the much older fossils?

I believe you have the world's oldest fossils in Canada, don't you? We've got a few pretty old ones in Oz as well...

 

[JackRT]

How did the jackalopes get up the trees? Or did the drop bears drop on them and die of impalement??

Well, suicide is a possibility.

 

[JackRT]

I believe you have the world's oldest fossils in Canada, don't you? We've got a few pretty old ones in Oz as well...

Lets not get personal OK?

 

[Kerensa]

Well, suicide is a possibility.

You're suggesting they had no more reason to live??

 

[JackRT]

You're suggesting they had no more reason to live??

I understand the vegemite trees were dying off at about the same time.