You know your getting old when this happens.

[Ivy]

I was joking with my doctor that it's like I add a new vitamin or supplement each year......another year, another supplement! tee hee We old people are expensive.

 

[HoosierCanuck]

I thought of this yesterday....

You know you're getting older when church pastors are your age or younger. Remember when you were a kid and pastors always seemed 'so old.'??????

 

[Jenster]

hahaha! Yeah, that's a good one, HC. One of my pastors is a year younger than me. It's not so bad, because I think of him as my peer. But I'm just waiting for the day our church hires someone in his 20s!

 

[wayfaringstranger]

The thing that makes me feel old is when attractive girls call me sir.

 

[harmmony]

When I was at the supermarket and I was telling the checkout girl about when how when I started working at the same place, there was no scanners and the store closed at 12pm on a Saturday - you know, way back in the dark ages. And she said to me - was I even born then???? The worst bit was when I realised that if she was about 15, which was how old I was when I started there then YES that was before she was born. OOOHHHH I am so old (lol).

 

[HoosierCanuck]

The thing that makes me feel old is when attractive girls call me sir.

Likewise, the men call me "ma'am".

 

[Tumbleweed64]

When you walk by the "New release" section of CD's at Best Buy and not know any of the artists...

 

[HoosierCanuck]

When you walk by the "New release" section of CD's at Best Buy and not know any of the artists...

...and you get the feeling that you don't WANT to either! lol

 

[porterross]

You know you're getting old.......

When you post in the mature singles thread and enjoy it.

 

[HoosierCanuck]

sneezing poses all kinds of potential problems and/or embarassment.

 

[Beccalove1973]

You know your getting old when you start to enjoy Andy Griffith and old Gunsmoke Reruns. And Festus on Gunsmoke is starting to look not so old and kinda cute to ya. *lol*

 

[HoosierCanuck]

I realized I was getting older when I would be attending minor league hockey games and realizing I could no longer drool over any of the players because they were too young! I think some of those guys are young enough to be a son to me now! eek!!!!

 

[porterross]

You know your getting old when you start to enjoy Andy Griffith and old Gunsmoke Reruns. And Festus on Gunsmoke is starting to look not so old and kinda cute to ya. *lol*

Never. Do you hear me? N E V E R


The idea of that makes celibacy a cake walk.

 

[Jenster]

You know you're getting old when you wake up in the morning with creases on your face because of the bed sheets ... and an hour later, your skin STILL hasn't bounced back! *insert crinkle-faced emoticon here*

 

[Princess Pea]

You know you're getting older when your doctor tells you that the things you're noticing are normal at your age and are only going to get worse.

 

[GritsnGrace]

You know you're getting old when you wake up in the morning with creases on your face because of the bed sheets ... and an hour later, your skin STILL hasn't bounced back! *insert crinkle-faced emoticon here*

Oh man!!! Is that what happened???

 

[Jenster]

Oh man!!! Is that what happened???

YES, mamabear!! I finally HAD to go to work (couldn't delay any longer), but once I got there I ducked into the restroom to try again to "rub" the crinkles out of my cheek. (!) I also tried smiling a lot, to hide them. People probably wondered what I was so happy about ...

 

[GritsnGrace]

I just coat on an extra layer of make up!!!

 

[MadFingerPainter]

you know you're getting old when your father emails you and says..."i got my first social security check the other day. i guess that means i'm officially retired." ~hehe~

 

[barbaraclarke]

nah your only as old as you feel and I don't feel old at all