> Subject: For the Dogs..
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> > >>
> > >> QUESTION: How many dogs does it take to change a
> > >> light bulb?'
> > >>
> > >> Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
> > >> young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and
> > >> you're inside worrying about a burned-out bulb?
> > >>
> > >> Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any
> > >> wiring that's not up to code.
> > >>
> > >> Dachshund: You know I can't reach that damned stupid
> > >> lamp!
> > >>
> > >> Rottweiler: Make me.
> > >>
> > >> Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the
> > >> light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Siberian Husky: Let the Border Collie do it. You can
> > >> feed me while he's busy.
> > >>
> > >> Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
> > >> bouncing off the walls and furniture.
> > >>
> > >> Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear
> > >> and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring
> > >> the house, my nails will be dry.
> > >>
> > >> Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on
> > >> the carpet in the dark.
> > >>
> > >> Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to
> > >> sleep on the couch.
> > >>
> > >> Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky
> > >> toys in the dark......
> > >>
> > >> Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
> > >>
> > >> Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
> > >>
> > >> Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got
> > >> this hangover.....
> > >>
> > >> Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right
> > >> there....
> > >>
> > >> Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
> > >>
> > >> Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light
> > >> bulbs in a little circle....
> > >>
> > >> Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I
> > >> don't see a light bulb?
> > >>
> > >> German Shepherd: Alright, everyone stop where you
> > >> are! Who busted the light? I SAID,'STOP WHERE YOU
> > >> ARE!!!'
> > >>
> > >> Great Dane: Do any of you need to reach the
> > >> lightbulb by climbing on my back???????????
> > >>
> > >> Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
> > >>
> > >> Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change
> > >> light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be
> > >> before I can expect light?
> > >>
