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(once again, the notifications hadn't come through so the goblin hadn't seen TheYoungTurk's reply but now that he had he agreed then, adding "...I love audiobooks as it frees my hands to do as the captain commands..." where that one being like seven hour long meant the goblin could get through a lot of housework too)

repost from elsewhere, the goblin chatting a prof of something or other

All of these people talking about gold are just plain ignorant. If you affix your currency to gold, you remove it from the international market. You therefore lose all aid and assurance of its stability.
"...if you have a currency that can be backed by gold where need be, then you have the clout that evidently the dollar both increasingly lacks today..." mentioned the ever so plain ignorant goblin once more, continuing "...simply let's use plain ignorant terms then, so it's like the ability to wage war here, where of course one doesn't wage war because that ruins one's country, so instead one holds that war card up one's sleeve so to speak, so that the other countries take your country more seriously than if you had no weapons at all, so now does everybody here see why both russia and china are hording gold at this point, yes they're simply readying that weapon there, without using it though, why, because things are fast moving beyond the point where the dollar is the reserve currency...", in fact, the goblin knew that the owning something that might become pegged to gold was a lure in itself then, adding "...sthey just need more credibility than the dollar has, I mean they already have china's production base with russia's raw materials base, now add to that with a large amount of gold too, and you too might indeed wish that you were more plain ignorant still lest you could see what's in store for the rest of us..."

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repost from elsewhere, the continuation of above
That is not how the international system works. Russia and China are hording gold to position themselves to be the next indexed currency after the US collapses, not because it can make their currency stronger than the dollar before that happens. And their currency still won't be on the gold standard, it'll simply be the new Bretton Woods index by which the worlds financial markets function. You can't simply break the system, the global economy is premised on it and it is far stronger than any one country or cartel. OPEC tried, and failed. The USSR tried, and failed. The US even tried, and failed. You speak of Russia and China as if they were a monolithic entity. In reality, they are opposed in the same way that the West is opposed to Russia. China cannot align itself with Russia. Firstly, because they are both attempting to position themselves as a superpower. Any mutual alignment will necessarily recognize one as dominant. Secondly, because the very basis of Russian policy would mean the dissolution of China. If an unofficial plebiscite in Crimea is enough to break it from Ukraine, then unofficial plebiscites would be enough to break Tibet and Xinjaing and Southeast China away from the PRC and end their claim to Taiwan. Internal contradictions being down authoritarian states, and China knows this. Instead of watching conspiracy theory videos on Youtube, I suggest you pick up a real source of information. Start slow, with a news magazine. Eventually, you can get into actual analysis like The Economist and Foreign Policy. This will, of course, take you into the realm of politically conservative publications. But that's where actual study in economics and international relations lie.
"...agreed, longterm monolithic entity no, temporary bedfellows yes..." replied the goblin warning the prof against climbing too high that irony tower of academia either, lest he lose sight of events on the ground such as the alignment of china with russia over oil and gas, where china now pays for russia's gas in yuan, and where the brics no longer trade in dollars neither, and then goblin remembered what machiavelli pointed out in the book "the prince" that an alliance between unequals fails, smiling "...well now, if you were faced by a lose canon america today that threatened your trade with sanctions, wouldn't you build up direct trade links with your trading partner cutting out america then, oh and do look at youtube streams at least once ever so often, as it might take you into realm of the larger picture, and yes those academics do seem the ones with the least grasp of the situation don't they, almost as if thinking for yourself is trained out of one..."

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**Curses and curses that announcements hasn't been coming through** Well I do have a small boulder- 5mm by 8mm!!! That's slightly bigger than a .22 bullet and if it decides to work it's way down I'm going into the hospital. The words I used on that were neither kind, loving or appropriate- anywhere.

Wife and I went to see the movie "Noah". I find the theology interesting but nothing in it directly contradicts the bible- so you know what that means. Yank my copy of the Dead Sea Scrolls (Which should be called the "Quimron scolls" because thats where they were actually found) then translate the original ancient Hebrew. Here's a few thoughts on them:

The Nephilim

The earliest mention in Scripture of giants is just prior to the Flood account.

There were giants [nephilim] on the earth in those days, and also afterward, when the sons of God came in to the daughters of men and they bore children to them. Those were the mighty men who were of old, men of renown (Genesis 6:4).9

The word translated as “giants” in this verse is the Hebrew word nephilim, and many Bible versions simply transliterate it as such. There has been much debate over the meaning of this word. Some believe it comes from the Hebrew verb naphal, while others claim that it is from the Aramaic noun naphil.10 These individuals are described in Hebrew as gibborim (“mighty men”).11

The nephilim were mentioned again when the spies returned from their exploratory mission of the land of Canaan. These men reported that Ahiman, Sheshai, and Talmai (descendants of Anak, progenitor of the Anakim) dwelt in Hebron. They also stated, “the people who dwell in the land are strong; the cities are fortified and very large; moreover we saw the descendants of Anak there” (Numbers 13:28). The chapter concludes with ten of the spies giving “a bad report” trying to convince the Israelites that they could not conquer the land:


The land through which we have gone, in spying it out, is a land that devours its inhabitants; and all the people whom we saw in it are men of great size. There also we saw the Nephilim (the sons of Anak are part of the Nephilim); and we became like grasshoppers in our own sight, and so we were in their sight” (Numbers 13:32–33, NASB).12

The Anakim

The Anakim were mentioned in several of these passages. They were perhaps the best known of the giants dwelling in the land of Canaan at the time of the Exodus. As stated in the verse above, they were part of the nephilim. If nephilim simply refers to giants in general, then the Anakim are just said to be giants in Numbers 13:33, which is consistent with their description in this passage. So the Amorites and other giant people would also be nephilim. If nephilim refers to a particular giant tribe, then the Anakim were part of this line.

Numbers 13:22 states that Ahiman, Sheshai, and Talmai were descendants of Anak, who was obviously the namesake of the Anakim. Both the Emim and Zamzummim were compared to the Anakim, as they were both “a people as great and numerous and tall as the Anakim” (Deuteronomy 2:10, 21; 9:2).

Anak was the son of Arba (Joshua 15:13). Little is known about Arba, and his ancestry is not provided. However, he was apparently somewhat legendary as indicated by the parenthetical statements in the text when his name appears. The city of Hebron, where Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob settled and were buried was also called Kiriath Arba.13 We are told that “Arba was the greatest man among the Anakim” (Joshua 14:15), and “the father of Anak” (Joshua 15:13; 21:11).14 Kirjath Arba was also called “Mamre” in Genesis 35:27. Mamre was an Amorite, who was an ally of Abram (Genesis 14:13). This man owned some trees by which Abram settled, and at some point, part of Hebron became synonymous with his name.

Joshua fought several battles with the Anakim and the Amorites. Eventually, he “cut off the Anakim from the mountains: from Hebron, from Debir, from Anab, from all the mountains of Judah, and from all the mountains of Israel; Joshua utterly destroyed them with their cities. None of the Anakim were left in the land of the children of Israel; they remained only in Gaza, in Gath, and in Ashdod” (Joshua 11:21–22). These actions set the stage for the famous account of Goliath in 1 Samuel.

Goliath

Of course, the most renowned giant was the mighty Philistine slain by David. Here is how he is described in Scripture.


And a champion went out from the camp of the Philistines, named Goliath, from Gath, whose height was six cubits and a span. He had a bronze helmet on his head, and he was armed with a coat of mail, and the weight of the coat was five thousand shekels of bronze. And he had bronze armor on his legs and a bronze javelin between his shoulders. Now the staff of his spear was like a weaver’s beam, and his iron spearhead weighed six hundred shekels; and a shield-bearer went before him (1 Samuel 17:4–7).

Notice that Goliath was from Gath, which happened to be one of the three places where Anakim remained, according to Joshua 11:21–22. So although he is not called one in 1 Samuel 17, it is possible that Goliath was a descendant of the Anakim who mixed with the Philistine population in that area.15

There is some debate about Goliath’s height due to the textual variants in ancient manuscripts. Most English translations follow the Masoretic text in listing his height at “six cubits and a span” (approximately 9’9”). However, the NET Bible puts Goliath at “close to seven feet tall.” The reason for the discrepancy is that the Masoretic Text differs from some ancient texts, including the Septuagint and an ancient manuscript found among the Dead Sea Scrolls, labeled 4QSama, which list Goliath’s height as four cubits and a span (approximately 6’9”).

Many modern scholars believe there is stronger textual support for the shorter Goliath.16 But while he is not specifically called a giant in this passage, 2 Samuel 21:15–22 seems to identify Goliath as the “giant” (raphah) from Gath. There are other details provided that make the “six cubits and a span” the more likely figure. For example, the sheer weight of his armaments required that he must have been of enormous size and strength. His coat of mail weighed about 125 pounds and just the tip of his spear was 15 pounds. This does not even take into account his helmet, armor on his legs, javelin, or sword.17 Also, I personally find it hard to believe that every member of Israel’s army would have been terrified of someone who was my height (6’9”).18

There are many other details about the account of David and Goliath that are often overlooked. Most people assume David was a short young man when he fought against the giant, but the Bible is very clear that David was considered “a mighty man of valor, [and] a man of war” (1 Samuel 16:18) prior to fighting Goliath.

Other Giants

The Bible mentions four more Philistine giants, who were relatives of Goliath from the region of Gath. 2 Samuel 21:15–22 provides a more detailed account of these giants than the record of 1 Chronicles 20:4–8, but the latter passage does provide some extra information that helps us make sense of the passage. The additional details from 1 Chronicles are provided in brackets.


When the Philistines were at war again with Israel, David and his servants with him went down and fought against the Philistines; and David grew faint. Then Ishbi-Benob, who was one of the sons of the giant, the weight of whose bronze spear was three hundred shekels, who was bearing a new sword, thought he could kill David. But Abishai the son of Zeruiah came to his aid, and struck the Philistine and killed him. Then the men of David swore to him, saying, “You shall go out no more with us to battle, lest you quench the lamp of Israel.”

Now it happened afterward that there was again a battle with the Philistines at Gob [or “Gezer”].19 Then Sibbechai the Hushathite killed Saph [or “Sippai”], who was one of the sons of the giant. Again there was war at Gob with the Philistines, where Elhanan the son of Jaare-Oregim [or “Jair”] the Bethlehemite killed [“Lahmi”] the brother of Goliath the Gittite, the shaft of whose spear was like a weaver’s beam.

Yet again there was war at Gath, where there was a man of great stature, who had six fingers on each hand and six toes on each foot, twenty-four in number; and he also was born to the giant. So when he defied Israel, Jonathan the son of Shimea, David’s brother, killed him.

These four were born to the giant in Gath, and fell by the hand of David and by the hand of his servants (2 Samuel 21:15–22).

David’s mighty men killed giants named Ishbi-Benob, Saph (Sippai), and Lahmi, as well as an unnamed giant with six fingers on each hand and six toes on each foot.20 Each of these men could have descended from the remnant of Anakim that survived in the region of Gath, Gaza, and Ashdod (Joshua 11:22).

An Egyptian Giant?

One of David’s mighty men, Benaiah the son of Jehoiada, defeated a large Egyptian man:


And he killed an Egyptian, a man of great height, five cubits tall. In the Egyptian’s hand there was a spear like a weaver’s beam; and he went down to him with a staff, wrested the spear out of the Egyptian’s hand, and killed him with his own spear (1 Chronicles 11:23, italics in original).

Although he is often considered a giant, the Bible does not specifically identify this man as one, nor does it place this account with the exploits of David’s other men who slayed giants, but it does provide his height as being “five cubits” (approximately 7’ 6”). The KJV, NKJV, NASB, ESV, and others insert the word “great” before “height” or “stature,” but “great” does not appear in the Hebrew. This may have been done for stylistic and readability purposes or because his height is provided later in the verse. Young’s Literal Translation renders this verse in an almost perfect word-for-word match of the Hebrew: “And he hath smitten the man, the Egyptian—a man of measure, five by the cubit—and in the hand of the Egyptian is a spear like a beam of weavers” (1 Chronicles 11:23, italics in original).

In the parallel account given in 2 Samuel 23:21 the Egyptian is called “a spectacular man” in the NKJV and “an impressive man” in the NASB. While modern man may think of a 7’6” man as a giant, it is intriguing that the Bible does not identify him as such. Perhaps this is a clue that those who are identified as giants were larger than the Egyptian slain by Benaiah. Another explanation for this omission is that many of the giants were called by their particular tribes (Anakim, Emim, etc.), but the tall Egyptian is not said to belong to any of these giant groups. If that is the case, it is curious why the biblical writers would not simply use a generic term for “giant,” such as rapha.

Following these accounts in 2 Samuel and 1 Chronicles, the giants fade from the pages of Scripture (other than the retrospective mention of the Amorites as giants in Amos 2:9).

Extra-biblical References to Giants

Scores of giant skeletons have been allegedly unearthed in the past couple of centuries. These claims were especially popular in the nineteenth century. So far, no concrete evidence of these claims has been brought forth. Although some claim the evidence was ignored, destroyed, or hidden by places like the Smithsonian, it seems more likely that the vast majority of these reports were hoaxes created for various reasons.

Several websites display pictures of people standing next to or holding a giant human femur, but these bones are sculptures, allegedly replicas of a real bone found in Turkey or Greece. Once again, there are fantastic claims, but little or no hard evidence to support them.

As far as I know, no one has discovered fossil evidence of giant humans. But then again, human fossils are quite rare altogether, since humans are more capable of avoiding rapid burial in sediment and other conditions that could lead to fossilization of their remains. What is indeed significant is that many giant versions of other creatures existed in the past or still exist today. To name just a few, these include the following:

Now what makes this so unique is this part: Job 38: 4-7 says the Angels were made before the Heavens and Earth. In the movie the Fallen Angels are the GOOD GUYS and defend Noah, the ark and his family- in exchange, in the movie God forgives them.

I'm going to have to let this one slide as "artistic license". While I couldn't find any direct verses to support it, I couldn't find any that DID NOT support it either. So it gets a pass.
 
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repost from elsewhere, coming across some health ad on the forum

the goblin welcomed the spambot then, warning "...trouble is that if you cure everyone of their ills, then they'll only worry about something else instead, so no those cures only play to one's insecurity all the more, as if the way one looked on the outside wouldn't be seen as superficial now, no the real cure is to find someone who appreciates you as you are lest you become some slave to fashion by it..."

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("...sorry for my absence..." repeated the goblin almost well again)

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Hope you get well
"...well if you've ever wondered why goblins live in dungeons, this might have something to do with having a big green nose, and a certain urge to kill anyone who goes around singing "the nostrils are alive with a stream of mucus ..." mentioned the goblin turning up for work in a gas mask suspecting that switzerland was not so conducive to one's sanity after all

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("...sorry for my absence..." repeated the goblin almost well again)

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"...well if you've ever wondered why goblins live in dungeons, this might have something to do with having a big green nose, and a certain urge to kill anyone who goes around singing "the nostrils are alive with a stream of mucus ..." mentioned the goblin turning up for work in a gas mask suspecting that switzerland was not so conducive to one's sanity after all

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*Said in an anouncers voice* And this message about snot has been brought to you by Nyquil!:thumbsup:
 
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("...sorry for my absence..." repeated the goblin almost well again)

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"...well if you've ever wondered why goblins live in dungeons, this might have something to do with having a big green nose, and a certain urge to kill anyone who goes around singing "the nostrils are alive with a stream of mucus ..." mentioned the goblin turning up for work in a gas mask suspecting that switzerland was not so conducive to one's sanity after all

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hee hee flea getz a hugggggz :hug:
 
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Well, the Ultrasounds show no stones in the kidneys, bladder or anywhere else- so thats good! Goblin, you out there?
("...I'm here trailltrader, so it's slowly going in the right direction for both of us..." replied the goblin, adding "...I'm good at listening, back to posting for real shortly...")
 
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*Takes a Kung Fu stance and looks at the calendar* I do not need to guess at what day it is, Brinny! It's "Slap that camel from Geico day" is what it is!

Meanwhile Goblin, they DID find some kidney stones. In fact they found one monster about the size of a brick- 5 by 8mm. 5 by 5mm usually requires surgery by laser cannon up the Mr. Happy, across the bladder, then farther up and the laser cannon burns it up. Because there's little room in a Mr. Happy for a laser it expands everything- and hurts and hurts and hurts. I had one drop of urine roll down the bladder and I screamed in agony until the pain killer kicked in.

So, to deal with this in a non-surgical way, I've been drinking 4 tablespoons of honey, 2 tablespoons of apple cider vinegar and 16 ounces of hot/warm water to mix it up- and I chug it down in one gulp. The acid in the vinegar dissolves the stones thats why.

When I first did this I got the ingredents backwards- 2 tablespoons of honey, 4 tablespoons of vinegar, NO WATER and I tried to force it down- I almost passed out from not breathing, my mouth and throat was on fire. Not good!!
 
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("...I'm taking notes about what you're relating, I think most people should because this could well be them around the corner..." mentioned the goblin not so irritated by pollen today, adding "...anyway, here's something to take your mind off it, yes it starts out as just another teenage manga but then turns into very good reading seeing that it's kind of your background I imagine...", the goblin waved at brinny now saying "...yes, it's nice to be reminded as I had completely forgotten that yesterday 23rd april 1851 canada issues its 1st postage stamps...")

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repost from elsewhere, the mouse's place

I have so many things I’d like to change, I wouldn’t be able to choose just one – and if I change one, it may change some, or all, of the other things for the worse. Best to live for the moment and let the sleeping dogs lay as they (might) say
“…you’re right, we should never go back to our past then, plus it’s never the same whenever one does…” smiled the goblin surrounded by ghosts still, and how his life seemed increasingly burdensome by their number, where addressing them once more he simply remarks aloud towards them all “…well, I guess that only I remember all of you here today, yet without all of you bittersweet ghosts what of me would really exist I wonder, what identity would I have without you then, so I guess that heaven will be full you ghosts if I ever get there, but just more likely I suspect that you’ll just be accompanying me instead, rather than waiting for me that is, wherever this journey to self arrives at…"

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