write something nonsensical, surreal, silly. (3)

[brinny]

unfortunately i believes they iz more of a "distraction".....

 

[fleamailman]

repost from elsewhere

ANYHOW- back to angels. Open your bible- look at the description of "Angels". Please observe the following: 1)They are always male- their names clue you in to their sex. 2)Human females find them desirable as sex mates (the reason for the flood with Noah- how timely this topic would show up with the new movie coming out) 3)They are always sent by G-d on a very specific mission to accomplish. Might be something as simple as delivering a message ("For this day a Savior has been born in the City of David" the Angels sang) or violence (An Angel sent by the Lord G-d to kill Moses because he hadn't circumsized his boys- which his first wife got angry and threw the foreskin/liberal brains at Moses and said "You have made me a bloody wife")

“...quite so, god's angels are just as you state there...” mentioned the goblin continuing “...but to me life's angels are more simply those trials and tribulations that one wrestles through one's day, and they are legion now aren't they, names like "death", "poverty", "pain", "rejection", "depression", "addiction", "old age", "loss" and "failure", all with so so many others too, yet without them though we'd have no real humanity to speak of, no way to find compassion perhaps, and our eyes would be as closed, and our understanding would be as warped, as the pharisee who thinks that god is somehow duped by those rituals alone, where the line went it is good to learn from the enemy, and where if a man doesn't subdue the beast within him he will become that beast in bestiality..", in fact, the goblin held onto a line he had written many times by now life's angels are not there to be nice they're there to help one shine in their reflection

 

[brinny]

i gots some thoughts on angels flea.....

 

[Trailltrader]

*Strokes his 5" beard* Interesting concept, Goblin- I'll have to think on that while I do the wash right now- clothes are dirty and living in an antique apartment complex means going to a laundry mat.

 

[fleamailman]

repost from elsewhere, new, still hewing it

"...still don't know why xxxxx forum banned me then, where can't say that care to know neither..." recounted the goblin just thinking that that was that then, and that it's membership base wasn't as big as other forums he was on anyway, adding "...no, today my loyalty must be to those forums that allow me to post freely upon them, where my intention is to create "rapport and readership" through posting content where possble, yet my fear is that I might lose sight of why one does this writing lark then, so if I ever slack off posting for depth just remind me that I don't have twice to live and that that clock simply ticks away my moments still...", yes, somehow it was a deception he knew, but it was just that the goblin's future felt as extended before him still as his past now felt fleeting behind him but always too late arrives too soon doesn't it, smiling "...the forum is just a venue, the thread is its stage, and you're its act here, where it's not that audience of some other forum there but the content of our forum here that will advance things slowly but surely now..."

 

[Trailltrader]

*Is in great pain* I hurt too much to do much critical thinking- spent last night in the ER peeing blood. I'll be back when I feel better- infected prostate, pumped up on antibiotics. *said with a straight face* So much for trying to seduce Brinny this weekend....! =P

 

[fleamailman]

("...you're very brave, your angel comes first, shine then..." mentioned the goblin who too had much to wrestle these days, adding "...but enough of me, I'll pass you to brinny then...")

 

[Trailltrader]

("...you're very brave, your angel comes first, shine then..." mentioned the goblin who too had much to wrestle these days, adding "...but enough of me, I'll pass you to brinny then...")

"Poor Brinny, to be stuck with me shamelessly flirting with her and the severe butt beating I'll get from my wife. I'm going to hide under the covers until I feel better- they they can draw straws on who's going to beat me up first"

 

[fleamailman]

repost from elsewhere, the troll's forum again

"...forumland is a wilderness where it's better get used to being alone upon it now as the forums come and go with an ease and repetition that teaches one to post across them, hence that "repost from elsewhere" line you see in my posts often enough..." smiled the goblin who knew too that anything related by others here could be the truth of it, but that then again, there was no real way of knowing for sure, just it was "their word for it" each time, whereupon the goblin just repeated aloud "...and besides, the forum is just a venue then, for the real show is actually what you as posters post upon it...", where the goblin imagined that if he started too many new threads it would just detract from the total, so he rarely started new threads himself preferring instead to keep most of his posts in one place upon each forum in turn while posting outside of that thread to show that he was involved in the going ons wherever possible, explaining "...you see, when you start a new thread, no one gets a notification of it whereas if you just post something you wish everyone to see upon a thread that already has many posts to it, then the chances of it being read are exponential to the number of subscribers...", "...oh, you mean like politics where the guy answers one's question with an answer about something he wants to relate here instead, as in political trolling in other words..." inquired the slot now, "...well yes slot, I mean if it's for the good of humanity, if it increases the readership and if those politicians can get away with it too, then why not then, oh btw what was this thread about anyway..." inquired the goblin hastily as an afterthought

 

[Trailltrader]

"Forumland is a wasteland?" Sips his Rum & Coke thinking "I suppose thats true. Somewhere out there in the cyberuniverse I started a blog that says "If you had $100 where would you invest it?" about 10 years ago. I have no idea where it is now"

Reloads his pipe and gets it drawing well, watching the coal of tobacco burning brightly "Right now I think my wife is trying to kill me- I was up at 5 am, went to HER doctors office, came home at noon, took a nap, woke up at 3:30 PM without eating anything. For a diabetic type 2 to not eat for almost 18 hours my blood sugar reading was UP TO 88 after drinking a can of Dr Pepper and eating a salad with lots of chicken". Pausing "Testing a bit later after dinner it was up to 116- not exactly a blazing example of health"

Meanwhile the Russians have brought up 100,000 troops, the Pole's for the first time in history have activated their reserves- all 7,000 of them. I don't know how large of an army the Poles have- if they can coordinate with Moldova they might be able to prevent the use of nuclear weapons.

The hits on overhauling my nuke probes just keep right on coming! Parts delayed, 60 year old parts that have broken and not replaceable has resulted in fits of rage and Tourette's syndrome complete with facial tic's, thumb sucking and rocking motion's back and forth. Since I live near Seattle it doesn't take a rocket scientist to have the urge to find out if that Japanese nuke reactor's puke has finally contaminated the "Left Coast". The urgent desire to get these machines operational seems to have slowed them down

 

[fleamailman]

repost from elsewhere

"...don't you just hate it when you reread a post only to see so many typos that you've missed the first time round, but I guess too that if I wasn't a dyslexic I wouldn't have written so much by now, no it's just that I'm a creature who still fights those past defeats with present defeats where to cut with one's past would be to lose that past then, so here I am playing double or quits in the hope that perhaps one day I might write without errors..." smiled the goblin who then in an afterthought just added "...but at least I'm in good company though, for after all, if the whole financial system behind that government facade can throw good tax money after bad toxic debt, then surely me, as a dyslexic now, can equally throw corrections afters my past too, even if any fool would quickly note that that folly only piles things up, resulting the number of posts that then need correcting on my part, and the amount of debt that needs paying off by you taxpayers on their behalf..."

 

[Trailltrader]

*Shrugs* Who says they're typo's? Strange, I don't ever remember meeting the person who said the 26 letters of the english alphabet had to be in THIS order!

Meanwhile- you may want to check this out Goblin. The police department killed an innocent homeless man- the 23rd- in the past 4 years and the locals decided it was time to beat the tar out of the police department.

Protest Over Police Shootings In Albuquerque Devolves Into 'Mayhem'

Stupid police departments like this are just asking to be sniped- or worse, be killed like the Italian Red Brigade's killing of that 3 star General back in the 1980's. The General's driver kept driving the same route day in and day out- and that means a weakness. They had taken a 15" by 18" by 1" thick copper plate and bent it into a "u" shape, put dynamite behind it and in it as an explosive device and fired it from a mail box roughly 6 feet away from the Generals Car. Not much left when you have a flat plate traveling at 14,000 feet per second,,,

 

[fleamailman]

(the goblin could see that the old soldier knew the score, and it was as if his illness actually freed his pen to relate things clearly too, adding "...their paranoia is a clear sign of the end times, but the comeuppance of not speaking out against ceasar is that ceasar is next going to take money out of the 501c3 churches too, much like it has form other institutions, so the voiceless spineless churches whose acquiescence to the state for 30peices of silver, their 501c3 status in other words, might cause them to become true christians again if ceasar is not prudent, where of course nothing would please me more...")

repost from elsewhere, helping a new writer

"...are you asking me to explain to you why there are more readers across forumland here than in that bookworld there, the 3% of the populous who still read books that is, or asking me how this online is marginalizing that bookworld out of its readership, much like it does towards most medias today..." asked the goblin who too had faced this same dilemma a while back, restarting "...first, please don't think that I am against your publishing anything, no quite the opposite in fact in that it is most commendable in itself, only that I'm a realist too where you yourself have experienced those months of your written it down and editing it through before coming across that impasse that you then have to sell it as a download for 99cts meaning that working in mcdonalds would be more lucrative and would have avoided being up against millions of other authors too, so now that you see that I'm on your side here, shall we start with some questions like why do all these reader turns up upon forumland then, and why does the reader then note some posters while ignoring others, and also what does that reader do once he has taken an interest in a certain poster, btw you're a persona here, we all are now, yet you didn't tell me which persona you are..."

 

[Trailltrader]

(the goblin could see that the old soldier knew the score, and it was as if his illness actually freed his pen to relate things clearly too, adding "...their paranoia is a clear sign of the end times, but the comeuppance of not speaking out against ceasar is that ceasar is next going to take money out of the 501c3 churches too, much like it has form other institutions, so the voiceless spineless churches whose acquiescence to the state for 30peices of silver, their 501c3 status in other words, might cause them to become true christians again if ceasar is not prudent, where of course nothing would please me more...") Ah, you've noticed that little tidbit of data also? Of course gutting a 501 with taxes would make the Boy Scouts, the NRA and a slew of other corporations very angry- they can talk about it, but it won't happen (for now)

repost from elsewhere, helping a new writer

"...are you asking me to explain to you why there are more readers across forumland here than in that bookworld there, the 3% of the populous who still read books that is, or asking me how this online is marginalizing that bookworld out of its readership, much like it does towards most medias today..." asked the goblin who too had faced this same dilemma a while back, restarting "...first, please don't think that I am against your publishing anything, no quite the opposite in fact in that it is most commendable in itself, only that I'm a realist too where you yourself have experienced those months of your written it down and editing it through before coming across that impasse that you then have to sell it as a download for 99cts meaning that working in mcdonalds would be more lucrative and would have avoided being up against millions of other authors too, so now that you see that I'm on your side here, shall we start with some questions like why do all these reader turns up upon forumland then, and why does the reader then note some posters while ignoring others, and also what does that reader do once he has taken an interest in a certain poster, btw you're a persona here, we all are now, yet you didn't tell me which persona you are..."

*Laughs- for The Goblins reading of the facts were perfect* You forgot to mention if it doesn't fit in a 144 character "Tweet" most of the 40 and under crowd will skip it.

I just purchased the latest "Safehold" book from David Weber- hardcopy, easily 2.5" thick with small print. It requires the development of an imagination to enjoy a book- sure, television and movies help, but a person also needs to develop their own creative side as it were.

(Has switched from whiskey to coffee and prays the caffeine kicks in soon as he's still asleep)

 

[fleamailman]

("...me too, I love a good book but it's as you say about twitter and with writertypes blind about online readership, so the gap just grows apace..." replied the goblin who regretted having a big green nose during springtime, sighing "...yes, I think we'll give h.g.well's "war of the worlds" a miss at this point...")

 

[Trailltrader]

("...me too, I love a good book but it's as you say about twitter and with writertypes blind about online readership, so the gap just grows apace..." replied the goblin who regretted having a big green nose during springtime, sighing "...yes, I think we'll give h.g.well's "war of the worlds" a miss at this point...")

H.G. got some things right- "The Shape of Things to Come" is frighteningly accurate between the diseases and the wars that simply won't stop. His short stories on "Land Ships" I'd forgotten about- I should review them. Keith Lamiur's "Bolo Tanks" about AI's should scare people.

*Takes a deep drink of Dr. Pepper* Just about went into shock and died tonight Goblin. Had a huge lunch at "Old Country Buffett" when the mutt was getting shaved- the wife is madder than hell at me because I had double "skull and bones" tattooed in black chalk on his hips- makes him look like a tough "sea dog". Well, I forgot I'd purchased a brand new white comforter for her 3 weeks ago- and the dog normally sleeps with her!! Guess who now sleeps on the floor for the next few days?

I took a nap after lunch, on pain killers- I have another kidney stone forcing it's way out. Did you know that a kidney stone is comparable to the pain felt in child birth? I've had so many stone children,,,,Ugh!

Anyhow- I woke up 7 hours later, my blood sugar had slid down to 61- the lowest it's ever been- and I had the shakes, bad. Had it slid much lower I'm sure it'd be coma time and then permanent lights out.

I'm going to bed- I have the opiate drug hang overs and I'm sleepy.

WHERE'S BRINNY? I worry about her when she doesn't post

 

[fleamailman]

("...can't trust goblins I say..." mentioned the goblin who hoped the old soldier was ok with this, adding "...lots of threads out there, but at this point this one just seems more real than most...")

repost from elsewhere, chatting with an old soldier

I took a nap after lunch, on pain killers- I have another kidney stone forcing it's way out. Did you know that a kidney stone is comparable to the pain felt in child birth? I've had so many stone children,,,,Ugh! Anyhow- I woke up 7 hours later, my blood sugar had slid down to 61- the lowest it's ever been- and I had the shakes, bad. Had it slid much lower I'm sure it'd be coma time and then permanent lights out. I'm going to bed- I have the opiate drug hang overs and I'm sleepy.

"...you keep in there, because I appreciate the company and have no desire to be writing to myself alone here..." ventured the goblin who too was wresting angels now, adding "...my father, whom I consider as such now even if he was someone my mother remarried, was a doctor and went through what you are going through, where I helped him while mum was mentally vegetating away, mostly by pretending not to notice nor asking questions, then when mum was moved into merlin's cave, we kept up contact by email while my sister looked after him through his choice since I had made the offer to look after him too, today though I look back on those moments as something I did right at the time, not that anyone in my family remembers it now, where to look at me I'm no soldier but I guess there's something of a soldier's resolve in most of us when the chips are down, where I guess too, that I wouldn't have known myself much if I hadn't had life's angels set against me now...", while outside the gray day just said winter still but here and there spring was poking through, so the goblin took his cue from nature's resolve and simply saluted the soldier while meaning it too

 

[Trailltrader]

*Chuckles* Its 01:31 am and the stones are talking. Know what they're saying? GET OUT OF BED IT HURTS TOO MUCH! Exhaustion, however has finally kicked in

 

[fleamailman]

("...so when did this all start and how did you know something was amiss then..." asked the goblin of the old soldier that which he couldn't ask his father at the time for his being there then, only that in his father's case he had a retraction of water resulting in a stop gap operation, adding "...you don't have to relate anything if you don't want to now, but I'm good at listening if you're up to it, your choice then...")

 

[Trailltrader]

*Snorts as he remembers the almost fatal car accident 15 years ago* I was coming back from work as an electrician and a sharp pain like I would imagine getting gut shot with a .22 long rifle would feel- of course this happened right at freeway speeds around a sharp turn! I barely made it to Allenmoore Hospital- looking back at it, i'd have gotten far better medical treatment from a Veterinary's clinic- where I was peeing blood.

What happens is the minerals in the body, usually from proteins are dissolved during eating, then when urinating they reassemble themselfs into small tiny stones (1/2 to 3mm in size is normal- I had one that was 5mm that required the insertion of a laser cannon up the penii, across the bladder the continuing up almost to the kidney. That was one of the most painful things I've ever experienced.

Anyhow, I've had them on and off over the past 15 years or so, and I've gotten to the point where usually the pain is bearable and I've squirreled away pain meds so I don't have to go to the ER.

There's different ways to get rid of the little buggers- painkillers and lots of water is the preferred method. Another way is painkillers and vinegar- change the Ph of the blood/urine enough to dissolve them. Laser removal in some cases. Sitting in a large bathtub with a huge ultrasonic speaker (you must sedated for this) and they smack it with sound waves) and if its life or death? Cut from the outside going in.

As the stones go down the urithea those stones are as sharp as an obsidian knife- and they'll slice the inside all the way down, hence the blood.

Then you get an infection. Doc will pump you full of antibiotics and will then ask "Are you married? Do you have a paramour?" and you'll give the Doc a funny look. "Why?" (Doc gives you a slip of paper) "Here's your prescription in writing- take the antibiotics, and you must have an [bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse] every 24 hours to drain the pus out of the prostate". Since I was divorced at the time,,,,,*ahem* well lets just say I handled the problem and called it good.